pdrake: thanks, i made it yesterday.
pdrake: [i.imgur.com image 850x464]
shortymac: Oznog: I saw the CNN interview with the sanctuary lady.She seemed alarmingly grandiose and triumphantly smug about it. "GONE are the human clothes... and we've got him (in a cage) just being a monkey with other monkeys now".Weird lady quote: "I know he cannot live without me," said real estate agent Yasmin Nakhuda. "And everyone who knows Darwin can vouch for this. He needs his mother like a child needs his mother."Aww fark it all, I hate everyone in this story, but the money's awesome.That Monkey is cute now because it's a baby, when it hit puberty it'll be an angry, unruly, face and genital attacking, poo-flinging wild animal.If you want a pet, get a cat or dog for god's sake. They have been domesticated for centuries and they want human companionship.
It's a Lazer Beam: Why does the sight of this little guy make my biological clock tick and babies don't?
shortymac: Phoenix19851: acronym: poor carl[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]Is "I was supposed to pick up carl" from a movie or something?
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