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(YouTube)   Santa is immortal. The universe will end one day. Here's both of those things   ( divider line
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1919 clicks; posted to Video » on 20 Dec 2012 at 1:44 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 02:34:27 PM  
Happy Tripped-Out Christmas to you, too!
2012-12-20 02:59:18 PM  
That was stranger than The Dude's dream.
2012-12-20 03:44:54 PM  
That was F*#ked UP!
2012-12-20 04:13:57 PM  
The bit at the end with him watching what I presume to be the last light in the universe die thus plunging him into eternal darkness is oddly unsettling.
2012-12-20 04:22:59 PM  
It should have ended like this..
2012-12-20 05:09:45 PM  
i thought he was gonna find will smith
2012-12-20 09:46:01 PM  
Couldn't he just give the children another big bang, and solve everything?
2012-12-21 04:14:53 AM  
This is exactly why when I do find that damn lamp my three wishes will be

1. To be transformed into the perfect male specimen, so handsome and healthy that every woman will instantly be attracted to me and every man will be want to be me.

2. Perfectly immortal, both in the form of invulnerability to harm (physical, spiritual, mental) as well as immortal in the sense that I never age past the current age of my perfect male form.

3. The ability to travel backward in time with the express point that my new self is disconnected from the timeline of my previous self. IE if I accidently change history and my great, great, great grandmother is killed too early I do not fade out of existence, just the "me" that existed in that time line does.

This gives me immortality, and the ability to live as many different lives as I can imagine.

I just have to find that damn lamp.
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