Sybarite: A corpse is a corpse is a corpse of course.
Lucky LaRue: That would actually be kind of funny.
Mugato: I always thought open casket funerals were creepy to begin with. And everyone gets in line to "view" it. Just seems morbid. Anyway, I feel that if I die in a way where an open casket is possible, I've failed.
Mugato: Anyway, I feel that if I die in a way where an open casket is possible, I've failed.
Thelyphthoric: If you're going to do that, take a cue from the other thread today and make it a sexy body!
LineNoise: Lucky LaRue: That would actually be kind of funny.Seriously. My family would find that hysterical.
amyldoanitrite: When my wife and I had our first baby, she had a fatal birth defect and only survived for 30 minutes after being born. We'd known it was going to happen for several months, but it was still the most painful experience of my life. A week or so after the funeral, we went back to the cemetery to see the newly installed headstone, only to find that it had been placed on the grave of another child. My wife went absolutely hysterical and I stormed into the cemetery office ready to make some heads roll. Of course, the cemetery director was absolutely aghast and had it fixed the next day, but it felt like the emotional wound that was still so fresh had just been ripped wide open again. I know mistakes happen, but funerary services should really have flawless quality control.
Mugato: You mean how do you make it hilarious.
flynn80: Mugato: You mean how do you make it hilarious.Having Richard Simmons pop out of Fred Phelps Casket.
Ivo Shandor: Forgetting to dig the hole before the procession arrives from the church is another good way. My mother was not amused.ummmm, was your mother the one being buried? just curious.......lol
Donnchadha: Is the famous Mr. Eeeeaaararrrrrrgggghhhh
Rani13: ummmm, was your mother the one being buried? just curious.......lol
bearded clamorer: Cue up "Yakety Sax" while you're swapping out the stiffs.
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