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(Uproxx)   Woman experiencing pain and "clicking noises" after a cosmetic stem cell treatment was growing new bones in her eye. DO NOT WANT   ( uproxx.com) divider line
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2012-12-20 02:22:30 PM  
11 votes:
I guess she'll have an aqueous humerus now!
2012-12-20 02:27:51 PM  
5 votes:
My only regret is that I have eyeboneitis.
2012-12-20 02:53:35 PM  
2 votes:
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Too lazy to create a new one with "Bone-eye-tis"
2012-12-20 02:52:20 PM  
2 votes:
Weird medical symptoms? Clicking noises?

Better recreate the scene on the holodeck!
2012-12-20 02:47:35 PM  
2 votes:
I was going to eat lunch but I've suddenly lost my hydroxylapatite.
2012-12-20 02:24:26 PM  
2 votes:
Swallow or it's going in your eye
2012-12-20 02:24:11 PM  
2 votes:
The eye bone's connected to the brain bone
the brain bone's connected to the throat bone
the throat bone's connected to the tongue bone
the tone bone's connected to the lip bone...
2012-12-20 02:21:25 PM  
2 votes:
Do not want? Speak for yourself! I want eye bones!
2012-12-20 03:08:01 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-20 03:02:09 PM  
1 vote:
Sclerotic rings aren't a medical problem, they're a bonus!
2012-12-20 02:47:34 PM  
1 vote:
You could say she rolled the bones and came up snake eyes...
2012-12-20 02:43:14 PM  
1 vote:
She should have gone to Sean and Christian rather than Merrill.
2012-12-20 02:42:31 PM  
1 vote:

How the fark is that even LEGAL!?

Especially since Stem Cells, while promising as hell, are still being evaluated and have a great risk for causing harm?!

Damnit, people like this are going to ultimately make large chunks of the public go "OH NOES! STEM CELLS IS TEH TOO DANGEROUS!" and ruin it for the rest of us.

/Same damn reason I get pissed when I see crap like "Underpants! Now infused with COLLOIDAL SILVER NANOPARTICLES TO FIGHT BACTERIA!" etc etc.
//NO! BAD COMPANY. BAD! Either you are lying, or you are being *incredibly* irresponsible with emerging technology. STOP IT.
2012-12-20 02:40:40 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-20 02:30:57 PM  
1 vote:
Hmmmm, possible cure for ED on the horizon? Grow a permabone from stemcells...
2012-12-20 02:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
Just lost my Bone.
2012-12-20 02:22:48 PM  
1 vote:
The anigif was worth the read.
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