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(Some Guy)   Five-year-old boy found in suitcase in Venice; authorities say he may have spent up to three months in the suitcase, in the slowest human smuggling attempt ever   ( divider line
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10756 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 10:30 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 10:39:57 AM  
4 votes:
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a child... always use the indefinite article a child, never your child.
2012-12-20 10:34:07 AM  
4 votes:
That kid is going to have a lot of emotional baggage.
2012-12-20 10:38:03 AM  
3 votes:
Could've been worse. He could've been the carrion.
2012-12-20 10:51:10 AM  
2 votes:
If he went through the airport, he would've been stolen by a TSA agent and sold for 20 dollars.
2012-12-20 10:34:56 AM  
2 votes:
Hide and go seek winner until now.
2012-12-20 10:43:28 AM  
1 vote:
He should of packed a raccoon with the boy.

2012-12-20 10:41:23 AM  
1 vote:
He guessed that the boys' journey could have lasted for three months.
all three months spent in the suitcase.
that's even worse than living in a cupboard under the stairs.
2012-12-20 10:38:34 AM  
1 vote:
Steven Spielberg is going to make this boy into a whimsical paramour
2012-12-20 10:36:29 AM  
1 vote:

Lost Thought 00: 3 months? Did they walk to Venice?

One does not simply...
2012-12-20 10:35:40 AM  
1 vote:
3 months? Did they walk to Venice?
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