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(LA Times)   Researchers conclude that every day of partying takes a half hour off a person's life. Lindsay Lohan now down to t-minus 20 years and counting   ( latimes.com) divider line
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1338 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 Dec 2012 at 12:12 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 12:42:11 PM  
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As someone who treats nursing home patients, I want someone to feed me a cyanide pill if I live long enough to need full-time nursing care. I had a patient come to office with a diaper loaded with diarrhea. She was marinating in it. And you might as well have all your teeth extracted before you go into a nursing home because the nurses sure aren't taking care of them for you.
2012-12-20 03:10:20 AM  
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Cool...because those are those droolling, and shaiting yourself hours.
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