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2012-12-20 09:39:39 AM  
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Milo Minderbinder: Sm3agol85: Milo Minderbinder: zackthebass: Milo Minderbinder: Instead of watching 9 hours of a children's story, I will have a life.

We're all so impressed at how rich and fulfilling your "life" must be.

You would be, and that is the saddest part of all.

/Seriously, 9 hours? Go play outside. Or read the book 18 times.

Go play outside? Seriously? That's your reason for demeaning people that are enjoying a very well done, classic fantasy series brought to life?
Is outside where real people play? Nothing done inside counts? Watching a movie in a theater with 100 other people isn't "real" or "outside"?
Do tell me, what do you do that is so amazing, so compelling, that people enjoying some books and movies is positively saddening to you? Unless it's base jumping the fjords of Norway every weekend, or curing cancer in your spare time, then you're just an idiot.

Friend, this a thread for an article that Makes Fun of the Movie for Being Too Long. If you want an erudite discussion of the film(s), wait for that thread. Until then, I hope you and your Dungeonmaster can learn to take yourselves a little less seriously; you will live longer and happier.

Leave the guy alone. He's gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes.
2012-12-20 12:05:44 AM  
2 votes:

propasaurus: Nine hours of walking across New Zealand?

Lord of the Rings was the walking trilogy.

In The Hobbit, they continually RUN!
2012-12-20 11:25:56 AM  
1 vote:
Its not bird crap. Its pine pitch.
2012-12-20 05:50:54 AM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: ClintonKun: I'm expecting him to be a literal force of nature at the Siege of Dol Guldur

We're going to see this:

[www.tolkiengateway.net image 400x385]

It's going to be an epic showdown. I can't wait.

When the film was originally two movies I was sure that was going to be in the first movie. Now I'm kinda pissed that it wasn't. The Necromancer, Smaug, and the Battle of Five Armies crushed into two movies are going to make them a little over the top awesome.

/it's a good time to be a nerd
2012-12-19 11:43:05 PM  
1 vote:
Shoot in 48 FPS, play back in 24.
2012-12-19 11:31:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-19 10:02:30 PM  
1 vote:

propasaurus: Nine hours of walking across New Zealand?

See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals...
/wait... wrong trolls
2012-12-19 08:28:53 PM  
1 vote:
I just assumed that part 2 would be the entire cast getting real-time full-body waxes. 48fps of each clump of hair being tore from their simpering flesh. Part 3 will probably be root canals.
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