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(US Magazine)   ABC news anchor Sam Donaldson decides that Nightline needs a nightcap   ( usmagazine.com) divider line
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2969 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Dec 2012 at 11:33 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-19 09:12:01 PM  
2 votes:
There's gonna be hell toupee.
2012-12-20 05:07:45 AM  
1 vote:

Wayne 985: Anderson Cooper: giddy, giggly drunk

I really didn't need to think about that one.  Yeah, you're right.  Given his frequent (presumably) sober gigglefits on television, drunk Anderson at the pundit party would probably end up gagged and tied to a chair in the corner while Chris Matthews runs around trying to convince people to throw coasters and swizzle sticks at him.
2012-12-19 11:43:55 PM  
1 vote:
Sam failed the Kolinahr...

\Live long and chug it down...
2012-12-19 09:00:11 PM  
1 vote:

Radak: This. I've always thought he would be a blast to get wasted with. Probably has much better drunken, ramlbing stories than I do, too.

Scores of them, I would imagine. And he would probably be very amusing.

Let's keep score of hypotheticals -

Sam Donaldson: hilarious drunk

Dan Rather: argumentative drunk

Anderson Cooper: remorseful drunk

Chris Matthews: tearful drunk

Bill O'Reilly: call-the-cops-before-he-hurts-someone drunk
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