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(NBC Chicago)   To be fair, who among us hasn't gotten shiatfaced on the train once or twice?   ( nbcchicago.com) divider line
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2012-12-19 10:00:14 PM  
4 votes:
He carries socks full of poop and has PP on his jacket.
2012-12-19 09:43:24 PM  
3 votes:
To be fair he might be from a country that uses socks full of excrement to express admiration or attraction towards someone of the opposite sex (or maybe even the same sex, who are we to judge?).

What we do need to understand, most especially during this Christmas holiday season is that all of us, regardless of whether we give gifts of jewelery, light candles, or fling human shiat in another persons face, make up the mosaic of what makes us strong as a people.
2012-12-19 10:22:50 PM  
2 votes:
And the moral of the story is be aware of your surroundings when riding the SCAT line.
2012-12-19 10:03:36 PM  
2 votes:
The paramedics gave her towels and water.

"They really aren't prepared for a situation like that," she said.
No shiat.
2012-12-19 09:56:23 PM  
2 votes:
Sock it to me?

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2012-12-19 09:40:35 PM  
2 votes:

It's Me Bender: [myplace.frontier.com image 300x206]

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2012-12-19 09:39:37 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-20 10:43:17 AM  
1 vote:

ChiWhiteSox_56: / Orange Line rider

you guys really exist?

/brown line
2012-12-19 11:19:31 PM  
1 vote:
That looks like R. Kelly.
2012-12-19 10:37:26 PM  
1 vote:

Gergesa: What I find curious is that someone would take the time and trouble to man handle poo into socks. I suppose they could have been wearing gloves when they did it but did they get like a funnel, widen the bottom area, and then cram it in?

It seems like the sort of thing that only someone who had too much time(and other things) on their hands would pursue.

Your mistake is in assuming that some one who gets off on sock monkeying a total stranger would be offended or grossed out by getting poop on his fingers. Probably not the case.
Also I think we should call the act of pooping in a sock and smacking strangers with it a sock monkey or sock monkeying.
2012-12-19 10:19:35 PM  
1 vote:
A sock poopit?
2012-12-19 10:02:38 PM  
1 vote:
I always thought this (smacking someone in the face with a feces-filled sock) was referred to as a "Hot Carl" but I find that Urban Dictionary disagrees with me. Perhaps it should be named a "Chicago Transit Authority"?
2012-12-19 09:54:26 PM  
1 vote:
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RIP Nate Dogg

2012-12-19 09:51:40 PM  
1 vote:

p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.

This. Maybe the Green line
2012-12-19 09:50:06 PM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color

TFA says the victim is a 21-year-old college student
2012-12-19 09:43:50 PM  
1 vote:
Joe Buck has stepped up his game.
2012-12-19 09:43:35 PM  
1 vote:
I expect this on the Red Line. The Blue Line not so much. I did see someone taking a dump on the Belmont platform once, that was not cool.
2012-12-19 09:40:30 PM  
1 vote:
"He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?
2012-12-19 09:39:17 PM  
1 vote:
On the train to Merced...yeah, guilty as charged.
2012-12-19 09:37:26 PM  
1 vote:
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