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(CBS Boston)   Hey Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ford F-150?   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Mr. Owl, head-on crash, David Sausville  
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11437 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2012 at 6:52 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-19 04:30:44 PM  
6 votes:
Well, someone at Hogwarts isn't getting their mail.
2012-12-19 07:01:27 PM  
3 votes:
The owl was released back into the wild a few hours later where it flew off, apparently uninjured.
Uninjured? Look at the poor thing, its face is all smashed in!!
2012-12-19 08:16:36 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: toddalmighty: I've hit a bat. Twice.

How are you sure it's the same bat?

We exchanged information after the collision.
2012-12-19 07:51:04 PM  
2 votes:
*splat* The world may never know.
2012-12-19 07:11:07 PM  
2 votes:
Not sure, but I'm guessing it only takes one lick from a Ford F-150 to get to the center of an owl.
2012-12-19 08:04:01 PM  
1 vote:
I'm 25 and I remember that commercial being on when I was a kid in the 90s, hell even into the early 2000s.
2012-12-19 07:14:39 PM  
1 vote:
That owl wouldn't have survived a second against a FERD F-TEENTHOUSAND. You can even feed the owl to the whale you have living in its bed.

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/Don't be a NIMBY, get yours at your local Ferd dealership!
2012-12-19 07:01:40 PM  
1 vote:
Let's see. A one. A twhoooooo. A three.

It takes three.
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