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(The Atlantic Wire)   Did you use the words "glocal", "meggings" "artisinal" or "brogrammer" this year? Then you are a bad person and you should feel bad   ( theatlanticwire.com) divider line
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2012-12-19 04:15:44 PM  
3 votes:
Meggings are for swaggots.
2012-12-19 04:09:32 PM  
3 votes:
Those portmanteaus get on my nerves, to the point that I almost want to defenestrangle anyone who uses them.
2012-12-19 04:03:18 PM  
3 votes:
I don't even use all the words we already have, why would I want new ones?
2012-12-19 04:26:18 PM  
2 votes:

/went to urban dictionary and ran across this bit of awesome:
dankrupt -- to be out of marijuana
2012-12-19 03:39:38 PM  
2 votes:
You should totes feel badsies for using any of those.
I feel dirty typing that.
2012-12-19 03:12:36 PM  
2 votes:
... what rock have I been hiding under? I don't recognize a single one of those words in the headline. Lots from the article, but those four in the headline make me think of eye disease, Red Dwarf, urinals and Seth Rogen in a remake of Hackers.
2012-12-20 12:03:20 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-20 01:44:15 AM  
1 vote:
I like it when some store puts "artisan" on it and you look at the schlub behind the counter making it and you ask them who they apprenticed under.

I'm sure they people at the factory that makes Artisan pizza crust feel like MFing Gepetto every day at work.
2012-12-19 09:47:34 PM  
1 vote:

Just inbox me the deets
2012-12-19 07:43:45 PM  
1 vote:

Fooshards: Oh god, I've used brogrammer alot this year. It's only in jest though, so I'm still a good person, right?

You're not a bad person for using "brogrammer", so long as it is in jest. You are, rather, a bad person for using "alot".
2012-12-19 07:00:22 PM  
1 vote:

omgbears: I love a good portmanbrobromanbreau

FTFY, sorry, pet peeve.
2012-12-19 05:18:28 PM  
1 vote:
That article made me moist.
2012-12-19 04:42:09 PM  
1 vote:


Shut up, meggings.
2012-12-19 04:39:43 PM  
1 vote:

bill4935: Even worse than all of those: "swagest".

/Pronounced "swagg-est"... even though it only has one 'g'!
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Frowns upon your swagnannigans.
2012-12-19 04:36:31 PM  
1 vote:

phaseolus: DontMakeMeShushYou: I want to find the person who coined the term "tween" "yambags" and kick them in the yambags hooshgaflurbins. That is all.

That is blatently racist against wolfman and his nards
2012-12-19 04:32:06 PM  
1 vote:
Even worse than all of those: "swagest".

/Pronounced "swagg-est"... even though it only has one 'g'!
2012-12-19 04:29:11 PM  
1 vote:
Wearing meggins is totes cray, but YOLO!
2012-12-19 04:11:53 PM  
1 vote:
You either jelly or cray-cray, old people. YOLO so u shuld totes use words like this. Word out.
2012-12-19 03:46:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-19 03:39:54 PM  
1 vote:

PainInTheASP: nmrsnr: I hate most of the slang being used nowadays, but is that because I'm getting old or because it sucks?

All slang has indeed gone downhill since the last time I was totally gagged with a spoon.
/Fer shure.

Sit on it, Poindexter.
2012-12-19 03:31:19 PM  
1 vote:
If you've used one of those terms, you deserve a boot to the head.
And one for Jenny and the Wimp
2012-12-19 03:14:39 PM  
1 vote:

violentsalvation: I can't even pronounce artis anal.

'sokay. Since it made it onto the list in tfa, I'm sure everyone's "so over" the word artisanal anyway. Next month we'll all be shopping for 'bespoke sourdough loaves'.
2012-12-19 02:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
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Wonders what's wrong with ping
2012-12-19 02:51:54 PM  
1 vote:
I can't even pronounce artis anal.
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