pottie: one question: How did they do a B/A on the dog?
Gyrfalcon: pottie: one question: How did they do a B/A on the dog?(dogs have blood too, you know)
pottie: Gyrfalcon: pottie: one question: How did they do a B/A on the dog?(dogs have blood too, you know)I was just thinking that if I could never get my dog to blow...
dahmers love zombie: Subby, did you actually read TFA? Some of the locations of these "dumb criminals" look sorta un-Floridalike.
Porous Horace: I like the Denny's self-service guy. He's got moxie.But ya gotta work more into it, like fake memos, id badger, etc.Set it up so that you're some kind of corporate random inspector, look over things, scowl a bit, write stuff down, cook yourself whatever you want, scowl, write things down, have cooks prepare items from the menu, watch and time them, scowl, write things down, and so on.Protip: Kidnap the real inspector and hold his family hostage. Saves time on making fake documents and prevents possible embarassement if the real inspector shows up while you're "working".If you pull it off then congrats. It gives you another story to tell. And that's why we do things: so that we can tell the stories later on and people will listen to us and pay attention to us and maybe even think good things about us and maybe just maybe we won't feel so alone.
crazydave023: Looks like Wisconson is giving Florida a run for it's money
Mikey1969: dahmers love zombie: Subby, did you actually read TFA? Some of the locations of these "dumb criminals" look sorta un-Floridalike.You mean that you haven't heard of Idaho, Florida or New York State, Florida? What rock have YOU been living under?/I noticed the same thing, too. You just beat me to posting...
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