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(BBC)   Bad: Your parachute doesn't open. Worse: Your reserve parachute doesn't open. Worst: Nobody notices or cares   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sad, Dutch police, skydivers, Derek Boogaard, club records  
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21135 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2012 at 9:58 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-19 10:27:35 AM  
4 votes:
"For Sale - Parachute - Never opened - only used once - small stain"
2012-12-19 09:51:32 AM  
3 votes:
Which of course leads to the Zen question, "If a skydiver falls in the forest..."
2012-12-19 11:06:48 AM  
2 votes:
He failed to follow one important rule. If both canopies fail, track for your rigger.
2012-12-19 01:11:11 PM  
1 vote:
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/Street pizza
2012-12-19 01:07:17 PM  
1 vote:
Ironically, he wasn't missed because he failed to make much of an impression.
2012-12-19 11:46:42 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-19 10:59:44 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Dutch police are investigating how the body of skydiver lay undetected in a field for more than a week.

My guess is all sprawled out and crushed flat with some parts at odd angles. Don't they take pictures before they move the body?
2012-12-19 10:44:54 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he was unconscious before he left the airplane.
Maybe the spotter didn't notice the plummeting body on purpose.

duh duh dunnnnnn
2012-12-19 10:15:47 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-19 10:10:43 AM  
1 vote:
The most extreme sports always involve doing death-defying feats and making sure not to contact anyone you know beforehand so they can check up on your progress or if your will was filed properly. EXTREEEEEME!
2012-12-19 10:00:11 AM  
1 vote:
Well, as the saying goes. 'If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not fir you.'
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