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(Popoholic)   Natalie Portman flaunts the perks of motherhood   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Natalie Portman, Terrence Malick, mom  
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2012-12-19 02:12:15 PM  
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JolobinSmokin: wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

So where's she going?
2012-12-19 01:39:38 PM  
3 votes:

swahnhennessy: Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!

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2012-12-19 01:13:50 PM  
2 votes:
Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!
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2012-12-19 01:08:17 PM  
2 votes:
wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

happy xmas and it's a wonderful life
2012-12-19 12:49:15 PM  
2 votes:

duffblue: Pushup bras are awesome

True, however a lactating woman is going to have some of the most amazing breasts you'll ever see or feel... except when they get too full and then they're as hard as a flexed bicep, and not too comfy for momma. Still, A+++++ would impregnate again.
2012-12-19 05:11:55 PM  
1 vote:
Well, this thread went from boobs to nerds real fast.
2012-12-19 03:02:56 PM  
1 vote:
This just in: cute young girls get older, have babies and grow titties. News at 11. Meanwhile I'll be in my bunk looking at her picture while attempting to tear my penis off my body.
2012-12-19 02:44:38 PM  
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2012-12-19 01:36:45 PM  
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mooseyfate: carnifex2005: Guess no one here was watching the Texas/Baylor football game a few weeks ago.

Gah! Whatever you do, do not look at that bloated pile of humanity behind Ms. Portman.

Is that a photonpak in the video?
2012-12-19 10:25:54 AM  
1 vote:
If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.
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