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(Reuters)   Madonna's husband doesn't like her wearing see-through T-shirts and dressing "like an old slapper"   ( dailynews.yahoo.com) divider line
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2001-11-23 12:04:33 AM  
Uh Madonna,

please don't wear that see-through nighty by the bay window, please.
2001-11-23 12:04:35 AM  
Me either, she's a skank!!
2001-11-23 12:07:26 AM  
You know, I would agree with this guy if Madonna was like any other 43 year-old woman, but lighten up with her. She can still get away with that stuff.
2001-11-23 12:08:32 AM  
hahahaha...I lied. Madonna can have it any time she wants.
Just please, don't let Dennis Rodman watch.
2001-11-23 12:21:43 AM  
"If someone says Madonna is sexy one more time then the terrorists have already won.."

(A.K.A be happy with the woman you love links...)
2001-11-23 12:23:11 AM  
2001-11-23 12:24:10 AM  
I thought she was a skank years ago. If someone wants to look at her b00bies, have at it. I don't want any part of it.
2001-11-23 12:32:48 AM  
Is she still alive?
2001-11-23 12:36:32 AM  
it says in the article theat she is 43...

DAMN she looks like 63, all leathery and shiatty looking....
2001-11-23 12:37:06 AM  
I didn't realize the ol' bag is 43 already. Now she's really a skank!
2001-11-23 12:39:43 AM  
yeah - what he said.
and the mother of 2.
2001-11-23 12:40:35 AM  
``It's just an aubergine-colored alligator bag. It's gorgeous,'' she said. ``Fendi are obscenely expensive but I figure that is the kind of thing that will last forever.''

Wow this is just funny on many levels. The marriage has "niggles", the bag will last forever. Now that is inspiring, I can hardly wait to see PETA chasing her for having *ACK* REAL ALIGATOR.
2001-11-23 12:44:15 AM  
doesnt this guy know who he married?! its like marrying a stripper and then complaining about her stripping...
2001-11-23 01:01:59 AM  
OK. I realize that she's 43, but just how old is her husband? Yuck.

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2001-11-23 01:34:13 AM  
Hey, Mary Kay Letourneau's fan club has a new member!

Madonna has been ridden more times than Secretariat.
2001-11-23 02:09:18 AM  
she calls her nipples... raspberries...

that is kinda cool though....
2001-11-23 02:12:58 AM  
She is a dirty girl. I like that.
2001-11-23 02:21:33 AM  
What the hell is an "old slapper"?
2001-11-23 02:26:58 AM  
an old slapper is a dirty old man who masturbates in public.
2001-11-23 02:38:11 AM  
I'd rather Mary Kay Letourneau. Teach me, baby.
2001-11-23 03:09:16 AM  
A "slapper" is a derogatory British colloquialism for 'a loose harlot' or slut.

"Old slapper" implies someone who is well "past it" (too old) and who still sluts around like a 16 yr old. Mutton dressed up as lamb, so to speak.

So if Guy is talking to his mrs in this way, I really don't see that he can have much respect for her...

(but then I call my wife a mad biatch in public and we've been together for 10 years, so I guess its hardly my right to judge..)
2001-11-23 03:39:40 AM  
Thanks Korzeniowski - sounds like Madonna to me.

Lalalala: I sure wish Mary Kay taught at my school - would have saved me from some painful moments.
2001-11-23 06:10:59 AM  
Augie Ben Doggie: Raspberry ripples - nipples. It's cockney rhymin' me old china.

Most guys could complain that they never knew what their ladies were like before they started going out, but jesus, that's Madonna for farks sake. There's not a person on earth who hasn't seen all her bits.
2001-11-23 06:43:53 AM  
I'm with swinehunt on this one.
Next Madonna will be complaining that Guy Ritchie keeps making embarrassing, hackneyed British heist movies with convoluted plots and predictable geezer bullshiat. Thank god vinnie jones has gone back to football.
2001-11-23 07:58:10 AM  
Vinnies gone back to football?? News to me
Whitney dressed as britney, but in her case, Ill let it slide
2001-11-23 08:19:41 AM  
2001-11-23 08:22:43 AM  
divorce the idjit
2001-11-23 08:44:43 AM  
Who cares? Is there anybody left on the planet who hasn't already seen Madonna naked?
2001-11-23 08:48:38 AM  
What do you mean Vinnie's gone back to football? Don't you mean gone back to violence?
2001-11-23 08:55:49 AM  
Yes, you're right, vinnie has gone back to violence, in his first game for carlisle he got a red card after three minutes. or something.
2001-11-23 09:43:43 AM  
farking madonna feels like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
2001-11-23 10:03:43 AM  
Madonna is a skank, but a hot skank at that.
2001-11-23 10:09:37 AM  
I like how she claimed to have middle class values in an article where she was staying at a £2,000 a night hotel.

2001-11-23 10:45:23 AM  
She owns a bag that costs twice as much as my car...

She looked good a couple of years ago, with all that yoga, right before she started dressing like a punk rocker.
2001-11-23 10:59:35 AM  
Madonna's husband doesn't like her wearing see-through T-shirts and dressing "like an old slapper" - why marry her then?
Is this comment too obvious, or what?
2001-11-23 11:32:19 AM  
Reminds me of a Romanian joke..

Sue and John wake up.
Sue is feeling biatchy.
She say "John, I had a dream last night..."
"I dreamt I was at a marketplace and they were selling penises..All kinds big ones and small ones..."
John says "Did you see mine?"
Sue says "Yes, they were selling yours for .25 cents for a dozen.."

The next morning..Sue and John wake up..
John says "Hey Sue, I had the same dream last night... Except they were selling penis and pussy too in all sizes.."
Sue says "Did you see mine?"
John said "Yes, the marketplace was inside of it..."
2001-11-23 11:36:06 AM  
Madonna can do whatever she wants, i mean damn, she's Madonna. Why would you marry her and actually think that would change?? Shes a slut, but at least she's honest about it.
2001-11-23 02:41:23 PM  
"raspberries"... "crunched"... "slapper"... "niggles"... and the clincher, "aubergine"...

i didn't know you could take Sounding British classes. i wonder if she's picked up an accent too.
2001-11-23 10:59:12 PM  
madonna has started talking in some sort of fvcked-up english accent. she used to have a brooklyn accent, but now she's all hoity toity with her new english accent. i don't really know what i'm trying to say here, except i'm not drunk enough, and madonna can give me a big sloppy lipstick blowjob anytime she wants. oh, and her english accent sucks.
2001-11-23 11:39:09 PM  
The Brooklyn accent was lame enough. I mean, the woman's from Detroit.
2001-11-24 12:56:59 AM  
madonna's sht has been worked by every well known man on the planet.. and then some not so well know men (twice and back again).. i think a nippley t-shirt is the least of his problems
2001-11-24 01:02:53 AM  
i mean i can live with being the third or fourth man but when your the 50th and each and every person has been documented.. hhhmm maybe not the one u wanna bring home to mom
2001-11-24 01:53:21 AM  
Does anybody realize that Guy Ritchie named his second movie "Snatch"?

I thought they were both good, but you know there are twenty or thirty "old slappers" that have picked that film off the shelves thinking it was something else.
2001-11-26 12:56:41 PM  
What was he thinking?

If you don't have room in your living room for an elephant, then don't marry an elephant trainer.

Simple as that.
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