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6214 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-23 12:03:11 AM  
Darn. The filter picked up my attempts to foil it. You know what I mean.
2001-11-23 12:07:36 AM  
Thanks for the weakest link.
2001-11-23 12:14:15 AM  
when is fark gonna do some random link to fearthestupid.com?
2001-11-23 12:18:59 AM  
Hey, CIAMole, that's one more weakest link than YOU'VE gotten posted. It took me a good five minutes to find the new address. Then it took me another two weeks to think to post it on Fark. Then it took about two hours for someone to decide to post it. So there.
2001-11-23 12:27:36 AM  
Wow, I am glad I was able to get you so spun up with a single posting!

Well, I have one article posted with Fark, you have two. I submit to your greatness.

Wait! I just pulled up your profile! You are one of those "All your base" asswipes. Never mind.

Login: BloodyL
Email: at­omic­m­y­stie­boy[nospam-﹫-backwards]oo­hay*com
Location: South Carolina
Bio: In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb
Operator: We get signal
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on
Captain: It's You!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: All your base are belong to us
Cats: You are on the way to destruction
Captain: What you say!!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig'
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move 'zig'
Captain: For great justice :oiB

Articles: 2 posted
Fark account number: 6627
Date created: 2001-08-03 15:42:30
2001-11-23 12:30:54 AM  
BloodyL: Another server test of John's Crawlspace, as only FARKers can do it! Who's giving odds on how long this one will stay up??
2001-11-23 12:31:48 AM  
Hmmm, took you two weeks to think about posting it. Never mind.
2001-11-23 12:32:40 AM  
BTW, 56k connections suck with a site like the Crawlspace.
2001-11-23 12:35:23 AM  
Hell, Cable Modem connections suck trying to view Crawlspace! No bandwith savers here!
2001-11-23 12:41:06 AM  
Gotta love that time warp that the CGI does! Shuts people faster than you can say FARK!
2001-11-23 12:48:00 AM  
uhm, is like, most of the site broken for anyone else?
2001-11-23 12:50:07 AM  
Yes, the site is broken for the masses. It can not handle the bandwidth that the masses of Fark inflict upon it.
2001-11-23 12:51:14 AM  
Though, the site still loads for me, I guess that means I am one of the chosen!
2001-11-23 12:51:22 AM  
Thegrue: Seems OK to me.

Holy smokes, Batman! Camhottie #047!
2001-11-23 12:53:12 AM  
pretty much all the galleries are giving me red x's.
2001-11-23 01:33:51 AM  
Partialy farked, was working now 404's at random (on pages that loaded earlier etc.)
2001-11-23 02:02:47 AM  
Yes, you can all thank me for this article. And yes, boobies.
2001-11-23 02:55:47 AM  
I live in Illinois. A long time ago there was a guy named John who had a crawlspace. His last name was Gacy.
2001-11-23 03:36:42 AM  
Yeah, this site is Farked.
2001-11-23 04:50:19 AM  
site is up, but he should really get a nice hoster. something like, oh, i dunno, dcr.net?
2001-11-23 06:43:07 AM  
Something is horribly wrong... i was just about to download the damn camchicks!
2001-11-23 07:24:45 AM  
2001-11-23 07:42:06 AM  
Why in the bloodyL would anyone thank you for submitting a link to test a website that doesn't work? Better yet, why the bloodyL is the submission accepted?
2001-11-23 08:31:16 AM  
"This website has been suspended for overusage."

Then what's the point in having one? "Wow is my web site ever popular! I'd better shut it down!" Actually, it probably has a 10k/month transfer limit.
2001-11-23 08:39:27 AM  
10k/month 10 kilobytes per month? =P
2001-11-23 09:35:07 AM  
Website Currently Suspended.
This website has been suspended for overusage.

20 gigabyte limit has been exceeded!

You killed it!!
2001-11-23 10:12:18 AM  
Well, I didn't expect it to end up like this. Please accept my condolences, John. Unfortunately, he had been having server problems and had already gotten reprimanded for having too much stuff on there. Adding this to Fark simply killed it. I hope it's up soon (and it will presumably have a new address). I suppose I screwed this one up.
2001-11-23 10:47:08 AM  
Give Oscag Goldman a call.
Hell,he turned Steve Austin in to the 6 million dollar man,he can rebuild some web site.
2001-11-23 10:48:02 AM  
I meant OSCAR Goldman...
2001-11-23 10:55:22 AM  
Fark! 20 gigs in less than eight hours. Pretty farking hilarious!
2001-11-23 11:00:40 AM  
he had already been having a huge month due to those britney pics... I hosted John once, between his cam hotties/everyday hotties and my just-out lillywhite sessions, we broke 17gigs in... not long ;)
2001-11-23 01:51:56 PM  
So, what exactly was this supposed to be?
2001-11-23 02:12:14 PM  
This site is always Farked, like get a real host or something
2001-11-23 05:17:01 PM  
Hahaha! This guy just can't escape from being farked.
2001-11-23 06:10:07 PM  
In my junior honors English class, we have been reading poems by Eavan Boland. One of the handouts we received of the poem "The Water Clock" included part of an article about John Gacy. The section we had was quite disturbing, but caused me to make a mental note to look Gacy up. Thanks for reminding me.

How about we create a rule that says that Fark members less than a month old can't attempt to insult older members? I've been a member since August, and CIA Mole thinks he can bash me about AYB, even though he has only been a loyal member of Farkistan for less than two weeks.

CIA Mole:
Looks like it's three articles for me now . . .
2001-11-23 07:56:42 PM  
ffs, stop acting like 6 year olds.
2001-11-23 08:14:41 PM  
ffs,does that stand for Fuggin'Freak Shows?
Just wondering...?
2001-11-23 10:31:45 PM  
Fun site, too bad it isn't fark proof
2001-11-23 11:24:03 PM  
Ohhh ... the power of FARK.. another site bought down
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