The Stealth Hippopotamus: /watching this on a monitor twenty floors below sea level, from a bunker.
quatchi: Never stop preparing.Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Zombie is in the wild, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter./Zombie don't get no R&R.//They also don't surf particularly well.
I_C_Weener: Well, not if we can't have guns. Also, no. Zombies are not real. Well, other than Democrats. But they are mostly harmless. /see what I did there?
namatad: zombie squats in the jungle?
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