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(Fox News)   In a tiny bit of silver lining to the latest mass slaughter committed through the use of high-capacity firearms, Discovery is cancelling one of its gun-fetish shows   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2012-12-17 06:54:13 PM  
3 votes:

coeyagi: The Troof hurts: Either way it would be nice if the media would stop calling the AR-15 an assault rifle.

The should call it a tickle rifle. Because for one nanosecond before massive bone or muscle damage, that's what it does to your body.

And now my penis has a new nickname.
2012-12-17 07:40:06 PM  
2 votes:

Kuroshin: kg2095: Self Defense? When was the last time any of you gun fetishists ever defended yourself or anyone else with your killing machine?

Five years ago. Wife was being stalked by the director of the movie in which she was starring. He was dangerous and the police wouldn't do anything about him until he actually turned violent. Things went in that direction...

Your move, dipshiat.

Whats the name of that film? can I find it on redtube or xhamster?
2012-12-17 06:27:53 PM  
2 votes:
They are cancelling Mythbusters??
2012-12-17 08:01:03 PM  
1 vote:

Mike Chewbacca: Igor Jakovsky: Back in my day (the 80s) DnD and heavy metal music were responsible for violent youth.

If Im going to blame anything other than the shooter it would be our crappy mental healthcare system.

I'm a D&D-playing headbanger, but this post is retarded. Unless you know of a whole bunch of people who were mass murdered by Player's Handbook-wielding madmen?

*book to the neck*


I think he meant that D&D was blamed for being responsible, in an irrational way.

In any case, I'm sure that picture of the succubus in the Monster Manual was responsible for more than her fair share of dead kittens.
2012-12-17 07:40:12 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-17 07:18:07 PM  
1 vote:
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Take one home and put it on your dining room table, and wait and see how long it takes until it starts shooting you. After it sits there long enough and you finally realize it isn't going to shoot you, maybe you will start to think about addressing the real causes of the shootings that happen.
2012-12-17 07:16:55 PM  
1 vote:

Barfmaker: 3StratMan: What makes a rifle an "assault rifle" anyway?

Shooting somebody with it.

Much like when someone is stabbed with a knife, all knives are deemed Assault Knives.
2012-12-17 07:12:04 PM  
1 vote:
Legalize ALL guns based on a meritocracy. Every class of weapon is forbidden to the 0th level citizen, even metal steak knives. As you age, training and classes and a clean record allow you to apply for higher licenses. Eventually, you could even work your way up to Tactical Nuke, although sale would be prohibited as per usual.

This way, we could eliminate a large part of the anti-gun crowd's objections and piss off any psychotic executives who wormed their way up the corporate ladder but fail the psych profile for metal cutlery. "Would sir like his steak pre-cut or will sir be using his hands?"
2012-12-17 07:08:54 PM  
1 vote:

3StratMan: Barfmaker: 3StratMan: What makes a rifle an "assault rifle" anyway?

Shooting somebody with it.

Have to try harder than that.

True. It's not like the mere act of being shot is "assaulting" in any way. You got do it with a frowny face or a ragey face. If you're grinning like the Extenze Smilin' Bob guy when you shoot me, it's really just kind of a slapstick "Oh, did I do that?!?! -Urkel" kind of comedy.
2012-12-17 07:06:38 PM  
1 vote:

3StratMan: [www.windhamweaponry.com image 850x283]

Windham Weaponry MPC- what Bushmaster wishes they still were like.

Hypothetically speaking, which brand would you recommend for reducing an elementary school's class sizes?
2012-12-17 06:24:31 PM  
1 vote:
That should even it out.
So we're good, right?
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