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(Westword)   What would you do with $35,000 in dog food? Steal it, if you're these people   ( divider line
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3603 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Dec 2012 at 7:06 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-17 07:18:14 PM  
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5. Syrup siphoning.

In September the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers reported $30 million worth of missing maple syrup after a routine inventory came up with empty barrels. Canadian cops busted exporter S.K. Export Inc. and seized 600 barrels of the golden goop. The company's owner claimed he'd gotten the syrup from his regular suppliers, and since there is apparently no CSI-style lab testing available for maple syrup, the great syrup caper has not been resolved.

Oh, Canada.

Don't ever change.
2012-12-17 06:03:38 PM  
2 votes:
Why would they want to steal from Applebee's?
2012-12-18 12:07:07 AM  
1 vote:
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Sir, that is not a dog
It is a horse

2012-12-17 08:08:59 PM  
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I call bullshiat on that pic. If cartoons have taught me anything, the bag should be labeled with "$" or at least "SWAG"
2012-12-17 07:25:14 PM  
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