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(WESH Orlando)   Suspicious rocking horse detonated   ( divider line
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4864 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Dec 2012 at 2:00 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-17 03:33:40 PM  
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Can't think of suspicious rocking horses without thinking of this cartoon by the great cartoonist of the weird and macabre, Gahan Wilson.

2012-12-17 02:24:55 PM  
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You know? I was just GIS'ing for black child on a rocking horse. Because the article said "A suspicious package, described by deputies as a stuffed rocking horse with a black item strapped to it, prompted lockdowns in the area Monday" and that's just where my sick, alcohol soaked brain goes. But then this turned up in the GIS results.

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You can ride as fast as possible and you will never get away from me.
2012-12-17 02:16:43 PM  
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Fark Rye For Many Whores: FauxReal: I'm sure that rocking horse was full of trojan terrorists. Disaster averted.

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Well, I have a picture and you don't.

You know, looking at that horse, it would be strange to not think there was people inside of it.

Also, the 'terrorists' would have been Atheneans, not Trojans. The Trojans were the ones accepting the horse.
2012-12-17 02:10:44 PM  
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One day, the cops are going to do this to a package that actually contains some kind of high-grade explosives and destroy an entire city block in the process.
2012-12-17 02:06:16 PM  
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I'm sure that rocking horse was full of trojan terrorists. Disaster averted.
2012-12-17 02:04:59 PM  
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. . .a stuffed rocking horse with a black item strapped to it. . .

Was it a saddle? I bet it was a saddle.
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