firemanbuck: keithgabryelski: higgs boson has two massesSo it's a Catholic God particle?
Ed Grubermann: Dr. Whoof: Time for "U Rage U Lose", Higgs Boson Edition.[www.divinedominoes.com image 526x667] [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]Are those people retards?
Kit Fister: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x671]What the higgs Bosoms might look like.
Occam's Taser: Geek humor:A Higgs bosun walks into a church. The priest says, "We don't allow your kind in here." The Higgs bosun says, "What do you mean? You can't have mass without me."* * * * *Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No. But I can tell you where I am."* * * * *Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein closes his eyes and counts. Pascal runs to hide, but Newton simply pulls a piece of chalk from his pocket and draws a square around himself. Einstein opens his eyes, sees Newton, and grabs him. "I caught you," Einstein says. "No," replies Newton. "You found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal."* * * * *And my favorite:What do neutrinos and I have in common?We are both constantly penetrating your mom.
Dr. Whoof: Ed Grubermann: Dr. Whoof: Time for "U Rage U Lose", Higgs Boson Edition.[www.divinedominoes.com image 526x667] [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]Are those people retards?I believe the accepted term is "Palin-Americans", but...That's not really the worst.[api.ning.com image 483x555]And this stellar example....[img8.joyreactor.com image 568x247]
Solon Isonomia: Dr. Whoof: Ed Grubermann: Dr. Whoof: Time for "U Rage U Lose", Higgs Boson Edition.[www.divinedominoes.com image 526x667] [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]Are those people retards?I believe the accepted term is "Palin-Americans", but...That's not really the worst.[api.ning.com image 483x555]And this stellar example....[img8.joyreactor.com image 568x247]Again:[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]
Kit Fister: What boobs against glass might look like (VNSFW if you have SS turned off):Link
Curt Blizzah: There's so much drama in the LHC
erik-k: Goddamnitsomuch. There is a statistical difference in results between two detectors in a particular data channel which could, if it remains with a great deal more data and checking, reach the level of indicating that there is a second Higgs boson.
StaleCoffee: This whole thread is exciting.
Citrate1007: ltdanman44: [regmedia.co.uk image 600x430]I have no idea what I am seeing here. Can someone translate please/here comes the snarkUnlike many internet armchair physicists.....I don't even pretend to be able fathom why the fark the particle is so important, let alone what it is. I just like it because ignorant Christian "scientists" get their panties in a bunch over it.
Son of Thunder: If the HB gets to be called the "god particle," does a second one mean we're only one short of a trinity? Or if there are just the two, is that Quantum Gnosticism? Or are we heading toward a full polytheistic pantheon?
SusanY: JackieRabbit: Without the Higgs boson, matter would not have mass and there would be no gravity in the universe.I am not a physicist, and this maybe be nonsense, but ... I thought the theory with the Higgs uses special relativity, not general relativity, and so we're talking about inertial mass, not gravitational mass. That is, the interaction with the Higgs explains why particles with mass (like electrons) travel at less than the speed of light, and you need to put in energy to make them go faster, but it does not explain why there is a very weak gravitational attraction between particles with mass. (Though, presumably, a desire to figure out how quantum mechanics and general relativity fit together is one of the reasons why experimental data about thrthe Higgs is interesting).
Snarfangel: I don't know why everyone is so excited about a Higgs boson. That's just one step above a Higgs Able Seaman.
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