Glass Parking Lot Attendant: You must be one of those internet toughguys I hear so much about.

I know, I know, it all seems so much when you first arrive on the intertubes. Some of the trendy-speak us kiddies use is so confusing.

To clarify: ITG is usually the name called to one who says something along the lines of "If that were me getting attacked by 20 ninjas in the subway, I'da totally beat the shiat outta them all with my 1337 gunslingin skillz", suggesting that they are tougher (on the internet), than they are in real life. (hence the Internet Tough Guy name)

I did nothing even remotely like this.

Me? I'm a dork who, whilst is in no way a "raging starwars fanboy", can quote several commonly quoted starwars lines. The ones I can't get remember off hand, I utilize a search engine called google.com (note that down, you may want to refer to later), which usually comes up with the right syntax, phrasing, etc. When I'm wrong and it's pointed out, I endeavour to thank the other person for correcting my mistake, note the mistake I made, and use the correct form in all future correspondence.

Live and learn, or die in a bunch of flaming, as an example to others, crying "DERP DERP DERP ITG ITG TROLL TROLL TROLL" all the way, (like you know what it means, old man)

Glass Parking Lot Attendant: Pretend I Care, Derpwad. I'm not a raging Star Wars fanboy like you.

you are in SO the wrong thread, of the wrong tab, of the wrong website of the wrong type, to be making such basic errors. My 12 year old niece could win moar fark than you. And totally PWN you at internets.