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(Kennebec Journal)   Real Christmas tree vs. a fake one. For those that pick fake to be environmentally friendly, you're barking up the wrong tree   ( kjonline.com) divider line
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2012-12-16 09:39:54 AM  
3 votes:
This is why I have switched to a Festivus end table.
2012-12-16 10:22:00 AM  
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fightingnewfoundlander: more than 1.2 million Christmas trees are growing quietly

Yes, thanks.

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2012-12-16 10:06:45 AM  
2 votes:

ramblinwreck: I don't know a single person that buys one to be "green." I have a fake one because I remember from my youth how much of a pain in the ass real ones were.

You're not supposed to sit on them, dummy.
2012-12-16 01:23:44 PM  
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2012-12-16 10:51:46 AM  
1 vote:
Having Christmas with a fake tree is like having sex with a blow up doll.
2012-12-16 10:50:52 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sure the fake tree I got 15 years ago for $1.50 at a thrift store is the cause of global warming.
2012-12-16 10:29:03 AM  
1 vote:

MayoBoy: Ruined the oriental rug

Asian American

rug, please.
2012-12-16 10:18:21 AM  
1 vote:
more than 1.2 million Christmas trees are growing quietly

Yes, thanks.
2012-12-16 09:47:53 AM  
1 vote:
What, and perpetuate the war on Christmas?

The Book of the Prophet Jeremiah 10

2 thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
2012-12-16 09:18:27 AM  
1 vote:

kaseyfarksdaladies: Real or fake, it's a stupid tradition.

Decorating anything for any reason is stupid. fark aesthetics, am I right?
2012-12-16 09:10:11 AM  
1 vote:
Jesus would've bought a real tree. Santa Clause would go fake.

I'm going with presents over getting carried across sandy beaches.
2012-12-16 09:09:54 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, you leave my 4.5' tree alone. It has feelings too you know.
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