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(KTVB Boise)   Man in duck mask robs gas station, flies away before authorities arrive   ( ktvb.com) divider line
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2012-12-16 10:42:51 AM  
When asked if she could identify the robber, the attendant said he had warned her "no Peking".
2012-12-16 10:45:43 AM  
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It's not a mask!
2012-12-16 10:47:28 AM  
He had a Muscovy accent
2012-12-16 10:47:41 AM  
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Not a duck.
2012-12-16 10:48:26 AM  
Wanted for questioning.
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Accomplice (seen here) also wanted for questioning...
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... but for different reasons.
2012-12-16 10:53:10 AM  
Duck Hunt
2012-12-16 10:58:47 AM  
FTA: "They say the masked man robbed the Quik Pik convenience store at gunpoint on Main Street in Burley just before 7:30 p.m. Wednesday. Deputies"

Was Mitch working at the time?

Like, if I worked in a convenience store, and a duck walked in and took a loaf of bread in its beak, I would let him go. I would say, "Come back tomorrow, bring your friends."
2012-12-16 11:19:32 AM  
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2012-12-16 11:20:56 AM  
He didn't really "rob" the gas station - he told the clerk, "Just put it on my bill."
2012-12-16 11:23:06 AM  
Gooby pls
2012-12-16 11:27:53 AM  
Every girl on Facebook a possible suspect.
2012-12-16 11:33:40 AM  
He was last spotted escaping up the viaduct.
2012-12-16 11:34:42 AM  
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2012-12-16 11:35:32 AM  
Did they fly south?
2012-12-16 11:35:44 AM  

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It's not a mask!

God damn it lmao
2012-12-16 12:13:56 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
2012-12-16 12:22:22 PM  
LOL "It was teal colored mask with a distinct face," Warrel said. "Somebody might recognize him." 

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2012-12-16 12:22:59 PM  
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2012-12-16 12:32:51 PM  
I can see my talents are not needed ITT. Bravo.
2012-12-16 12:38:23 PM  
Yes, but was he wearing pants?
2012-12-16 01:17:39 PM  
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Oh hi guys...
2012-12-16 01:28:26 PM  

Psylent1: Yes, but was he wearing pants?

He was. In fact, the clerk told him, "Hey, your pants are down."
2012-12-16 01:32:55 PM  
As God as my witness, I thought turk.... what, ducks? Oh damn...
2012-12-16 01:38:06 PM  
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2012-12-16 02:01:12 PM  

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Not a duck.

I always wondered how Perry funded his spy activities.
2012-12-16 02:05:05 PM  
2012-12-16 02:10:38 PM  
It's Angry Birds, they give people the idea to do heinous things like this.

Poor guy had his mind twisted by an evil video game. It's not his fault.
We must Ban Duck costumes immediately so that this tragedy can never happen again.
2012-12-16 02:25:24 PM  
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2012-12-16 04:10:26 PM  
The duck was later seen with a rabbit, arguing about which hunting season it was.
2012-12-16 04:41:52 PM  
Damn you Steve Jackson, you just had to release the Duck of Doom on the world, didn't you!
2012-12-16 06:31:08 PM  
He is the terror that flaps in the night.

As opposed to most Farkers, who are the terrors that fap in the night.

/and day, evening, noon time, just after brunch...
2012-12-16 07:42:32 PM  
He must've been on quack.
2012-12-17 01:25:51 AM  
Sorry about that, I was supposed to kill a duck last week for dinner but I forgot I had the scattergun loaded for bear, not duck.
2012-12-17 02:17:29 AM  
The moment he saw that fowl guy walk in, the clerk could tell things were about to head south. The clerk was plucky, though, and stayed calm when the robbery went down.

Running off with a waddle of cash was a fowl thing to do, but on the sunny side at least this didn't end with anyone laying in a stretcher.
2012-12-17 11:23:13 AM  
Kinda late in the year for ducks isn't it? Shouldn't he have migrated by now?

Maybe he just needed gas money or something else to tide him over before flying south
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