Ed Finnerty: Do not speed when transporting illegal things.
thenooch: I once had some friends that thought it a good idea to haul a quarter pound of coke out of Jackson Hole, WY in one of these.[upload.wikimedia.org image 280x210] I tried to tell them to rent a new Corolla, but no, she wanted to drive the freakin' Eldo...needless to say, Eddie is still locked up in a Federal Pen somewhere in Eastern Oregon.Turns out the cops like to pull over things that "look out of place".[www.mcall.com image 187x105][www.mcall.com image 187x105][www.mcall.com image 600x420]Somehow I imagine these three farks barreling through the Poconos in some hood ride with four used tires, a cracked windscreen, about to break the sound barrier with their Bon Jovi cranked up to eleven...good riddance.
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