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(Miami Herald)   Police identify bictim of fatal pen stabbing   ( miamiherald.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Hallandale Beach, stabbing  
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2012-12-15 07:33:36 PM  
2 votes:
These three sure aren't the sharpiest tools in the shed.
2012-12-15 06:40:36 PM  
2 votes:
"The teens told police that they agreed to pay Hyppolite $40 if he introduced them to a prostitute, according to the arrest report. But the prostitute turned the boys down because they only had $5 each on them.

Having done his part, Hyppolite demanded payment."
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A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out again.

So by this time, he's really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow-job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says "OK. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."

"What's a penguin?"

"You'll see!!!"

So, the guy takes the $5 and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he's about to loose his load, she stops and walks away.

Now, the horny guy with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN?!"
2012-12-15 06:27:51 PM  
2 votes:
Will the perp head to the Pen itentiary?
2012-12-15 06:24:50 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-15 06:24:44 PM  
2 votes:
Now is not the time to discuss pen control.
2012-12-15 06:08:30 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder if he popped a cap in his ass.
2012-12-15 08:57:19 PM  
1 vote:
That headline makes me cross
2012-12-15 07:14:27 PM  
1 vote:
"He's got red on him", police noted about the victim.
2012-12-15 06:24:34 PM  
1 vote:
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Thanks for the pen.
2012-12-15 06:11:06 PM  
1 vote:
What did he do, insult Sam Rothstein?
2012-12-15 04:03:31 PM  
1 vote:
This story's already made the paper, mate.
2012-12-15 03:05:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not clicking the link.

/Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.
2012-12-15 12:47:12 PM  
1 vote:
So the pen is mightier after all.
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