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(Iceland Review)   Dear Penthouse Magazine: I never thought it would happen to me, but there I was, a tourist in Iceland, when these two hot Icelandic women I met in a bar convinced me to strip down naked and run around the city, because well, it's tradition   ( icelandreview.com) divider line
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2012-12-15 11:48:32 AM  
The ladies probably wanted a laugh. And, it looks like they got one.
 
2012-12-15 11:49:32 AM  
I figured Iceland of all places would be cool with this. They have a museum filled with dicks. Wall to wall dick carpeting. Talk about shrinkage though.
 
2012-12-15 11:50:03 AM  
Wait, grass? I though Iceland was called that because it was mostly Ice. Next you'll tell me greenland is...
 
2012-12-15 11:52:40 AM  
So, it was just a prank. Lucky, stupid tourist just had a life experience. And in a few years it will make a great bar story. I'm sure it's already an epic story amongst the cops and populace.
 
2012-12-15 11:52:41 AM  
Any time a hot young girl ask me to get naked I always say, "You first".
 
2012-12-15 11:52:48 AM  
pretty women manipulating foolish men is a long time tradition around the world.
 
2012-12-15 11:52:49 AM  
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2012-12-15 11:53:52 AM  
And don't get me started on my story about my wild night in Gibraltar with the hot Maltese barmaid and the three Barbary rock apes.
 
2012-12-15 11:54:01 AM  
If it was tradition, why didn't they strip and run with him? That would have been my question to them before going through with it myself.

At least the girls returned his stuff.
 
2012-12-15 11:54:47 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: And don't get me started on my story about my wild night in Gibraltar with the hot Maltese barmaid and the three Barbary rock apes.


Those apes are total dicks.
 
2012-12-15 11:55:49 AM  
That's what you get for taking a drunken dare in a foreign country

/but were these supposed girls hot?
 
2012-12-15 11:56:52 AM  
I came in to see pictures of hot Icelandic women.... I am disappoint
 
2012-12-15 11:57:30 AM  
Is someone going to post the "Clerks" dude from his scene in "Mallrats"?
 
2012-12-15 11:59:29 AM  

Slives: If it was tradition, why didn't they strip and run with him? That would have been my question to them before going through with it myself.

At least the girls returned his stuff.


Yeah, I am sure there was absolutely no alcohol clouding this guys judgment, at all
 
2012-12-15 12:01:33 PM  

Slives: If it was tradition, why didn't they strip and run with him? That would have been my question to them before going through with it myself.

At least the girls returned his stuff.


He didn't even get robbed. Oh, Iceland, even when you're mean, you're cute.
 
2012-12-15 12:01:48 PM  
Who "reads" Penthouse anymore. I can't go back to magazines....

/Can't go back to online pron either.
//Works in asia so...giddidy goo till the walls stick.
 
2012-12-15 12:11:04 PM  
Hot Icelantic chicks?

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-15 12:12:40 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Wait, grass? I though Iceland was called that because it was mostly Ice. Next you'll tell me greenland is...


You're confusing
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with
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2012-12-15 12:13:14 PM  
It's a tradition they say,
being naked ill be invigorating they say...
 
2012-12-15 12:15:18 PM  

megarian: Hot Icelantic chicks?

Pics or it didn't happen.


We can start with the girl in the ads for hand-knit sweaters on the story's left:
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I would hand-knit her sweater any day.
 
2012-12-15 12:21:11 PM  
 
2012-12-15 12:22:16 PM  
Oh Bjork, you're so silly.
 
2012-12-15 12:28:03 PM  
Why did it take 22 posts for a Bjork comment?
 
2012-12-15 12:34:00 PM  
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Don't have the skills to change it to her tricking him into getting naked.
 
2012-12-15 12:36:27 PM  
Hey, people posting with no pics. Ur doin it wrong. Try to do something a little more like this:

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Now you try.
 
2012-12-15 12:37:29 PM  

biyaaatci: [www.negrophonic.com image 125x124] 

Don't have the skills to change it to her tricking him into getting naked.


Jesus that's by far the longest gif I've seen on fark or possibly even ytmnd. Funny too.
 
2012-12-15 12:41:32 PM  
Sheesh.
If I had a dollar for every time I've fallen for that one.
 
2012-12-15 12:45:10 PM  
Thread lacks hot Icelandic women.

/How does one say "I am disappoint" in Icelandic or Old Norse?
 
2012-12-15 12:46:09 PM  
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Agrees

Running down the street in their underwear.

 
2012-12-15 12:46:10 PM  
However, it later turned out that the girls had left his belongings at the reception of the hotel where he was staying, but had of course left the premises themselves.

This would not have happened in the US where the girls would have thrown away the clothes and gone on a shopping/drug/murder spree with the contents of his wallet.

USA! USA! USA!
 
2012-12-15 12:51:24 PM  
Hot Chicks from Iceland

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Unnur Birna Vilhjálmsdóttir

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Asdis Ran
 
2012-12-15 12:54:12 PM  

biyaaatci:  

Don't have the skills to change it to her tricking him into getting naked.


So much lulz.


Icelandic biatch. Band name.
 
2012-12-15 12:55:10 PM  
In Iceland there's a gorgeous woman under every tree.
 
2012-12-15 01:04:42 PM  

Mr.Bobo: Asdis Ran


She *is* gorgeous, but there's such heavy-handed Photoshopping going on there my monitor nearly caught fire.

Art Directors will be the death of us all. Doomed, I say, doooooooooooooooooooooomed
 
2012-12-15 01:08:12 PM  

Mr.Bobo: [www.brobible.com image 500x750]
Asdis Ran


I imagine the ass is right, but I need pics to confirm.
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Very right.

/also right
//but NSFW there
 
2012-12-15 01:13:25 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: //but NSFW there


móðir guðs
 
2012-12-15 01:17:57 PM  
If this situation ever arises, I'm not getting naked unless the chicks do too. And I'm making sure I can get my clothes back, lock them in the rental car, whatever.

/seen too many teen movies
//knows how this ends
/// 11 drinks and I'd probably do it too
 
2012-12-15 01:23:12 PM  
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Here you are, some pictures of a hot Icelandic woman.

Yes, a good looking descendant of huge, murdering, pillaging raiders, who sailed weeks across the ocean in terrible weather on a boat that is shockingly close to the water. And washed their clothing in urine.
 
2012-12-15 01:24:20 PM  
Trolled hard

Also

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/Obligatory
 
2012-12-15 01:33:12 PM  

biyaaatci: [www.negrophonic.com image 125x124] 

Don't have the skills to change it to her tricking him into getting naked.


The thread was WOEFULLY short on hot Icelandic chicks and then comes your half hour long gif. It brought me to tears and allowed some pics to be posted in the meantime. A hearty thank you, good sir, you saved the thread!
 
2012-12-15 01:36:01 PM  
Rule #1:
When you get caught, blame somebody else.
"Oh yeah, uh, they 'tricked' me, officer! I was totally unwilling and it wasn't my idea or anything!"
 
2012-12-15 01:37:00 PM  
Really, 41 posts and nobody has mentioned that if this happened in the US, he'd be put on the perv registry for life, would never be able to get a decent job, and would end up living under a bridge?
 
2012-12-15 01:41:00 PM  

guilt by association: Thread lacks hot Icelandic women.

/How does one say "I am disappoint" in Icelandic or Old Norse?


ÉG er valda vonbrigðum
 
2012-12-15 01:47:33 PM  
Icelandic women are VERY hot, some of the hottest in the world. I'd probably do whatever they told me. 

Your average Icelandic footballer, for example.
NSFW
 
2012-12-15 02:03:16 PM  

Mentat: móðir guðs


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2012-12-15 02:17:45 PM  
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OK, Norway, not Iceland, but it's a great movie about a 15 yr old girl in a remote town where she's bored to hell AND a hormonally driven maniac. In some ways it resembles a sex comedy from a girl's perspective, but not really. While there's some hella comical stuff here, it's more of an uncontrollable, unretouched realism. and you're automatically a pedobear for watching it
 
2012-12-15 02:21:35 PM  
I recall being on a plane from Stockholm to Reykjavik. Two weeks in Sweden and Swedish was starting to sound normal and I had picked up a few words. Anyway, the plane announcement was in English first, then Swedish, then a language that sounded like a sick Viking gargling with glass shards and mead. Holy crap, what an unattractive language.

Also, Icelandic chicks are, on average, not nearly as hot as the internet thinks. Way too much inbreeding. Sweden is fast, far superior.

Damn pretty country, though.
 
2012-12-15 02:31:19 PM  
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I'd love to ford her fjords.
 
2012-12-15 02:31:57 PM  

duffblue: I figured Iceland of all places would be cool with this. They have a museum filled with dicks. Wall to wall dick carpeting. Talk about shrinkage though.


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2012-12-15 02:32:19 PM  

hasty ambush: guilt by association: Thread lacks hot Icelandic women.

/How does one say "I am disappoint" in Icelandic or Old Norse?

ÉG er valda vonbrigðum


Not really. Valda means cause so you would skip that but it's pretty hard to translate a grammatically incorrect meme to another language.
 
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