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2012-12-15 12:29:56 AM  
2 votes:
You rang?
2012-12-16 12:44:38 AM  
1 vote:

dpaul007: I'll see yours and raise you mine. :D

That's great-looking pooch you have there, mister.

For all of my adult my life I've had larger dogs. What I'm now beginning to understand is that while they might be bulls in China shops, they're typically more relaxed than the small ones. My Akita never barked to assert himself or dragged me down the street on a leash. He just shrugged it all off. Magnum (the pooch in the pic) is just all about making a fuss whenever he hits daylight.

He's not an "ankle biter" by any means, and he's well-loved in the neighborhood. But it's almost as if he knows he's small, and wont grow much larger. So hike-pisses on every telephone pole and hydrant in a 2 mile radius and wants to hump Rottweilers in their own yards. Worse is when I get groceries after having too many beers to drive and have to walk him (for the 5th time that day). But again, he's just a boy at this point.

But I haven't had a little lapdog since I was very young. It's fairly awesome, letting him sleep in the bed and warming my feet. I could do without him chewing the crotch from my boxers, though I guess that's my fault for leaving them next to the shower if I'm too drunk to put them in the hamper. Though he gets into that, too.

I imagine those of you with human boys are equally flabbergasted by how fark-tarded they appear to be.
2012-12-15 05:47:59 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure about #10.

They gave her a gun?

And a cake that wasn't in Braille?
2012-12-15 04:56:52 AM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: Can we stop this dust bullshiat already?
It leads to crap like this:

my.hot.cousin: Thanks, I needed this. I am so happy I read this tab before 4chan.

/which I promptly closed.
//not to try and be an ostrich to world events/opinions but you can only see so much in one day 

It's dusty here, but I'm mentioning 4chan because I'm hardcore

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty farking edgy. So much in fact, if you were to hug me you would get little cuts all over yourself
2012-12-15 04:25:51 AM  
1 vote:
Thanks, I needed this. I am so happy I read this tab before 4chan.

/which I promptly closed.
//not to try and be an ostrich to world events/opinions but you can only see so much in one day
2012-12-15 04:00:42 AM  
1 vote:
There was this weird neighbor who put out a cardboard sign with marker writing that said "FREE MEDICAL CARE... all ladies welcome". All he got was 2 years of probation. :/
2012-12-15 01:11:30 AM  
1 vote:
I liked #15 it's cute
2012-12-14 11:56:24 PM  
1 vote:
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