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(   World breathes a sigh of relief as Mike Tyson reveals: "I have no intention of becoming a woman"   ( divider line
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2012-12-14 01:32:25 PM  
12 votes:
He then continued "I wouldn't beat myself up about it either"
2012-12-14 04:15:26 PM  
6 votes:
Completely unrelated

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2012-12-14 01:26:36 PM  
2 votes:
He's a misogynist for saying that.
2012-12-14 06:04:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-14 05:00:04 PM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.
2012-12-14 04:51:03 PM  
1 vote:
He did, however, briefly flirt with the idea of becoming a grand piano.
2012-12-14 04:48:39 PM  
1 vote:
Is he planning on getting an operation to become a human being with feelings and empathy? Until then, i don't care.
2012-12-14 04:14:34 PM  
1 vote:
I would just like to let everyone know that I have no intention of becoming Mike Tyson.
2012-12-14 04:13:52 PM  
1 vote:
Because that would be so much weirder than getting hieroglyphs tattoo'd on your face.
2012-12-14 01:48:35 PM  
1 vote:
Or an adult
2012-12-14 01:43:17 PM  
1 vote:

stpauler: He then continued "I wouldn't beat myself up about it either"

Thread over. Last one out, kill the lights.
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