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(MTV)   Taylor Swift, ever the relationship guru, explains why you should ALWAYS fall for the naughty boy...and then write heartbreaking songs about him   ( mtv.com) divider line
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2555 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Dec 2012 at 12:20 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-14 02:46:05 PM  
4 votes:
You know what they call chicks who fall for bad boys?

Single moms.
2012-12-14 10:54:04 AM  
2 votes:

Snarfangel: I will reserve judgment until I hear her ex's heartbreaking single.

I will never ever ever put my dick in crazy
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever out my dick in crazy
Put down the knife and get a life
You raging psycho biatch
You're why IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever ever put my dick in crazy
2012-12-14 03:33:45 PM  
1 vote:

Mad_Radhu: bdub77: Taylor Swift. Hot, intelligent, creative, control freak.

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You miss out on a lot of fun if you don't stick you dick in crazy. You just have to make sure you have a good exit strategy so it doesn't turn into an emotional Afghanistan.

I can say from personal experience that putting your dick in the crazy is farking awesome. It's the time in between the sexing that is scary and needs to be avoided.
2012-12-14 02:47:22 PM  
1 vote:
I think Justin Bieber should write a response song to 'We are never ever getting back together'.
2012-12-14 01:51:41 PM  
1 vote:

1derful: Well when you can't write finely-crafted songs, you have to fall back on something, and Katy Perry's boobs plow her raisins out of the water...

I'd pay to watch Katy Perry plowing Taylor Swift.
2012-12-14 10:43:41 AM  
1 vote:
All she's done is found her muse, many artists can't say that.

It just so happens her muse is straddling D. If she swore off men, she'd fade into obscurity faster than that chick who sang that terrible "Friday" song.
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