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(MTV)   Taylor Swift, ever the relationship guru, explains why you should ALWAYS fall for the naughty boy...and then write heartbreaking songs about him   ( mtv.com) divider line
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2555 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Dec 2012 at 12:20 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-14 10:54:04 AM  
5 votes:

Snarfangel: I will reserve judgment until I hear her ex's heartbreaking single.

I will never ever ever put my dick in crazy
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever out my dick in crazy
Put down the knife and get a life
You raging psycho biatch
You're why IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever ever put my dick in crazy
2012-12-14 02:46:05 PM  
2 votes:
You know what they call chicks who fall for bad boys?

Single moms.
2012-12-15 12:52:49 PM  
1 vote:

jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her. Literally.

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Just go to Cracker Barrel.
2012-12-14 10:03:29 PM  
1 vote:

LectertheChef: I find her bland and without substance. There's really no way to make a meal out of her. Such is the case with all pop stars though. Nothing but pink slime, to be used in some ultra-cheap fast food burger. I seek out far more flavorful dishes. Kobe Beef, seared to perfection, needing no other embellishments to enhance the meal. But no, we have rice cakes served in a colorful box with a prize inside, and expected to consider it a wonderful meal prepared by a master chef. Give me tamales, stuffed with seasoned beef, green chiles so potent you can smell them from 50 feet away while still raw. Give me flavor, satisfy my hunger, I'd rather starve than live on this crap.

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2012-12-14 09:54:21 PM  
1 vote:
she insists upon herself
2012-12-14 09:44:09 PM  
1 vote:
I think the best description I've ever read about her was here on Fark, where someone commented that she looked like your average Cracker Barrel hostess somewhere in the mid-west.
2012-12-14 05:42:46 PM  
1 vote:

Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck off you flat, weasel-looking AH.

Lucky your rich daddy payed your way into the business.

That is all.

Why you gotta be so mean?
2012-12-14 02:10:55 PM  
1 vote:
Taylor Swift reminds me a bit of that one girl Eric dated on Boy Meets World
2012-12-14 01:51:41 PM  
1 vote:

1derful: Well when you can't write finely-crafted songs, you have to fall back on something, and Katy Perry's boobs plow her raisins out of the water...

I'd pay to watch Katy Perry plowing Taylor Swift.
2012-12-14 01:42:41 PM  
1 vote:
So theoretically we could cut down on Taylor Swift's song output if guy-celebrities stopped dating her?

We need to come to some sort of civilisational agreement that only one celebrity will date her per calendar year, so it'll take 7-8 years to generate enough material for a full album.

Once a year we all vote on a celebrity, dress him up in a nice tuxedo, put leis and flower garlands around his neck, and admist much singing and dancing and grass skirts, throw him over the perimeter fence onto Taylor Swift's lawn.

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2012-12-14 10:10:49 AM  
1 vote:
Taylor Swift. Hot, intelligent, creative, control freak.

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