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(Daily Mail)   12-year-old accused of being pregnant gives birth to 19 pound tumor (Warning: graphic image)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-12-14 09:57:05 AM  
8 votes:
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Lights please!
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the a city in Florida, a tumor, which Christ the Lord you need to check out because it is really quite mind-blowing.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the tumor wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and forwarding the link to their Aunt Millie, who is into offball medical horror stories for some reason, saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peace and goodwill towards men.
And that's what Fark.com is all about Charlie Brown.
2012-12-14 12:50:18 PM  
5 votes:
What'd she name it?
2012-12-14 01:33:44 PM  
4 votes:

Ponzholio: What'd she name it?

2012-12-14 11:32:06 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-12-14 11:18:17 AM  
3 votes:
The picture of her mom makes the rumor of being pregnant at 12 believable.
2012-12-14 01:40:08 PM  
2 votes:

Ponzholio: What'd she name it?

2012-12-14 01:31:56 PM  
2 votes:
Freudian slip here?

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2012-12-14 12:53:34 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like she got farked by the Brundlefly.
2012-12-14 12:52:13 PM  
2 votes:
Is no one else concerned about the rights of the tumor? They could have given it up for adoption.
2012-12-14 12:47:43 PM  
2 votes:
That's one BIG haggis!
2012-12-14 06:04:15 PM  
1 vote:

here to help: Darke: Oh... Oh,god I'm gonna be sick.

/never want to see that phrase again.

Makes you wonder... if it's a tumor does it count as cannibalism?

/here to help

If it's a clown, it probably tastes funny.
2012-12-14 02:11:49 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-14 01:59:45 PM  
1 vote:

Life_is_a_carnivore: Ponzholio: What'd she name it?



/only to come back with another smash hit album...
2012-12-14 01:17:26 PM  
1 vote:

give me doughnuts: Profedius: She is black so just give her about two years and she really will be.

If she were latina, both her kids could come to her quinceañera.

If she were white trash, they'd all end up on MTV TLC.

2012-12-14 01:03:53 PM  
1 vote:
She is black so just give her about two years and she really will be.
2012-12-14 12:48:38 PM  
1 vote:
Well, some kids...much like tumors, tend to be malignant. So I can see where there might have been some confusion.
2012-12-14 12:46:20 PM  
1 vote:

CapeFearCadaver: Ug. I really didn't need to see a picture of the damned thing. Had to close the browser before finishing reading.

/squeamish today for some reason

Could you be pregnant?
2012-12-14 12:45:45 PM  
1 vote:
When the Daily Mail is looking for pictures for a story do they just raid Facebook accounts? Because these sure don't look like the photos I would hand over if I was in a story. I'd be handing over a copy of the kid's school picture, and some nice family shots, not "here is a picture I took of myself and my cleavage."
2012-12-14 11:16:24 AM  
1 vote:
Babies having tumors.

tut tut.

What a shameful world we live in.
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