socalnewwaver: badLogic: Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.people like you are the biggest part of the problem. apathetic know-nothing voters who, when provided a lengthy series of issues, just shoot the messenger. you probably voted for prop 30, and the goddamn bullet train, too.
socalnewwaver: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Who could ever have a prob with Gov Moonbeam? He's pure, non-harmful, comedic gold. The other states get to make fun of us, while we sit here all smug and stuff, enjoying nearly perfect weather and a year round growing season./suck it, lesser states//which would be all of them that aren't Californiayou're joking, right? i mean, i was born here, i live here, and until last month i was planning on spending the rest of my life here.but we have the highest tax burden in the nation by far. the highest personal income tax. the highest gas tax. the highest state sales tax. the highest business tax on the west coast. the districts are gerrymandered to hell, despite the recent sham "redistricting" (which was actually packed with democratic activists). tens of billions of dollars of unfunded pension liability. a bulletproof democratic majority in state government so they can raise taxes at will (which they are already threatening to do less than one month out from the election) without a single republican vote, as well as override any governor veto. we are one of eleven states locked in what is referred to as a fiscal death spiral. we just topped the list of the worst run states in the nation for the second year in a row. we have 12% of the national population, but 33% of the national welfare recipients. and i could go on and on, but i'd like to accomplish something today.in short, there is absolutely nothing positive going on in cali right now.
jjorsett: Move his head aside to get at his prostate? I thought the Teachers Union had come to a sudden halt and his head had gone clear up their butt.
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