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(Mercury News)   Berkeley High School teacher charged with DUI and having really good breath that turned into tiny garden gnomes singing Alice's Restaurant   ( divider line
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2012-12-13 12:36:17 PM  
3 votes:
Haighters gonna Haight.
2012-12-13 12:28:06 PM  
3 votes:
Dude's last name is Haight (as in Haight Ashbury), had a vile of LSD, and was leaving Terrapin Crossroads???

I wonder when Mr. Garcia will decide to return to the spirit world, and get back to being Grateful again...
2012-12-13 01:20:39 PM  
2 votes:
Who else thinks the cop used the 'breath freshener' and figured out it wasn't just breath freshener?

I sure hope that happened.
2012-12-13 12:19:59 PM  
2 votes:
It is pretty common out here in the Bay area that if you are caught at a Sobriety Checkpoint with drugs or over the limit, they give you Raiders tickets. It has cut down second offenses.
2012-12-13 12:07:00 PM  
2 votes:
Was he apprehended by Officer Obie?
2012-12-13 12:45:48 PM  
1 vote:

calm like a bomb: Grapple: Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....

/I don't want a pickle

Since he was caught in San Rafael, I'm thinking Shel not Arlo...Link
2012-12-13 12:13:40 PM  
1 vote:
A teacher in Berkeley busted for having LSD?

Is that a thread they really want to pull?
2012-12-13 12:11:43 PM  
1 vote:
I mean can you imagine, 50 gnomes a day, I said 50 gnomes a day walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant, and walkin out? Friends, they may think it's a druggie's fresh breath. And that's what it is.

/always falls for that reference
//Low hanging fruit is still nice
2012-12-13 12:09:10 PM  
1 vote:
I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says "Group W."

2012-12-13 12:00:18 PM  
1 vote:
Was LSD somehow involved?

*checks article*

/smiles smugly, walks away slowly
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