LoR75: verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.Lol.I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!Oh yeah? Well I'm playing with two, 1 year old Australian shepherds. I win.shiat.Err umm. I have a 17lb diabetic cat if that counts./and a pool table laundry hamper in our living roomBe honest....I can post a pic./not being a douche.
lucasorvis: I tried Five Hour Energy once and ended up farking my entire fraternity. I mean EVERY SINGLE DUDE. Five Hour Energy: Not Even Once.
lucasorvis: NotEric: So what exactly is SoCal Val's job?She's hot. Put her on mah TV!Dude, I know I'm gonna sound like StudMan69/Sharp-Knees here but have you seen SoCal Val's nose? You could open a can with that beak. Her schnozz makes her look like the illegitimate child of HHH and Toucan Sam.
NotEric: So what exactly is SoCal Val's job?She's hot. Put her on mah TV!
Raharu: You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?
TheManofPA: This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting."
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