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(The Sun)   Darts fan booted out of final because he looked like Jesus and how drunk do you have to be to watch darts live? (w/Jesus pics)   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, jesus, Nathan Grindal  
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10663 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Dec 2012 at 12:20 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-14 02:41:55 AM  
3 votes:

Meatybrain: I don't see it.

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How about now?
2012-12-13 12:31:15 AM  
2 votes:
NEWSFLASH: Jesus wasn't white.

/scroll at 11
2012-12-13 12:30:14 AM  
2 votes:
Hell, I could watch this all day!

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2012-12-13 12:28:49 AM  
2 votes:
"He didn't call me 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus."


"Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo, god of Mount Olympus, don't fark with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!:
2012-12-13 01:36:24 AM  
1 vote:

DownDaRiver: You don't have to be that drunk when you live on an island that has Benny Hill for their main entertainment (and most think its funny) besides soccer and your nearest neighbor is France.

If my nearest neighbor was France it'd give me something to throw the darts at.
2012-12-13 01:26:22 AM  
1 vote:
Looks more like Steve Cropper than Jesus.

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2012-12-13 12:59:54 AM  
1 vote:

BlousyBrown: I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of church

I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of Bee Gees reunion concerts.
2012-12-13 12:55:15 AM  
1 vote:
its almost exactly how i would have pictured the return of jesus...

Crowd "*gasp its jesus!"

authority figures " GET HIM "
2012-12-13 12:35:32 AM  
1 vote:
Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.

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/9 something. . .never forget
2012-12-13 12:23:57 AM  
1 vote:
What a darts fan might look like:

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2012-12-12 10:56:04 PM  
1 vote:
i'm thinkin' hay-zeus might have been a few shades darker.
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