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2012-12-12 09:37:56 PM  
8 votes:
That cleavage made me forget how to read for a minute.
2012-12-13 12:29:13 AM  
7 votes:
"I tried to start him on 'Atlas Shrugged,' but he just rolled his eyes at me and violently shat for both distance and power."
2012-12-13 06:39:05 AM  
6 votes:
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2012-12-13 05:20:07 AM  
5 votes:
A is for Apple.

B is for Boobs. Breasts. Bewbs. Boobies. Bazongas. Bouncers. Tits.
2012-12-12 09:29:53 PM  
5 votes:
that kid's never going hungry.
2012-12-13 05:21:27 AM  
4 votes:

martid4: Nice Eldridge Cleavage!

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2012-12-12 09:10:59 PM  
4 votes:
Just like I taught the dog to tune a piano. She didn't learn it, but I taught her.
2012-12-12 09:02:06 PM  
4 votes:
Wow. Now, what were you saying about the kid?
2012-12-13 10:43:17 AM  
3 votes:
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It was just sitting there.
2012-12-13 09:32:26 AM  
3 votes:

oldfarthenry: Did anyone else notice that the mother pictured in the article has rather large breasts?


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2012-12-13 02:28:38 AM  
3 votes:
Smoking hot 39-year-old mum 

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2012-12-12 11:53:06 PM  
3 votes:
Follow up: Child decides to breastfeed to the grave.
2012-12-12 09:47:16 PM  
3 votes:
2012-12-13 09:18:00 AM  
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Early learning mentor: Dana with son John, who she has been teaching to read since he was four days old. She said it will be worth it when he ends up at Oxford or Yale University

That kid is doomed.

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2012-12-13 09:11:17 AM  
2 votes:
Hell, I was circumcised as a babby and it hurt so bad I didn't walk for a year.
2012-12-13 08:49:00 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-13 08:04:03 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Here's another pic for to better view teh bewbs.

Faaaaaark. I'd put a frog in her pail to keep that milk from going sour, ifyaknowwhatImean.
2012-12-13 01:46:37 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-13 01:35:34 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, wait, wait, wait. An article, from the UK, with smoking hot in the headline, and it was actually true?

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2012-12-13 12:59:43 PM  
1 vote:

BinkyBoy: [blogs.guardian.co.uk image 460x276]

This is not obscure.

There's nothing obscure about Honey I Shrunk the Kids
2012-12-13 10:09:19 AM  
1 vote:
Got her beat, we're teaching our kid to read in the womb...

2012-12-13 09:30:41 AM  
1 vote:
Some folks thought it was amazing that I could "read" at a very early age when they saw me sitting with my Dr Seuss books, reciting the story aloud and turning the pages. Actually, I had heard the stories so many times that I would recite them from memory and turn the pages at the appropriate moments.
2012-12-13 09:20:28 AM  
1 vote:
Did anyone else notice that the mother pictured in the article has rather large breasts?
2012-12-13 09:08:35 AM  
1 vote:

Gawdzila: "she used to run through a set of ten flashcards with her son twice a day. 'I would show John words like "milk", give him my breast"

I would like to sign up for this class.

call Van Wilder, i think he had some kind of topless tutoring business set up.
2012-12-13 09:03:43 AM  
1 vote:
"she used to run through a set of ten flashcards with her son twice a day. 'I would show John words like "milk", give him my breast"

I would like to sign up for this class.
2012-12-13 08:51:13 AM  
1 vote:
Wasn't there someone on here that had a sister that was homeschooled or something. I forget what that was all about.
2012-12-13 06:55:21 AM  
1 vote:

mhd: A drunk father also helps motivate a child to write angry letters from an early age.

Maybe your drunk father. Mine taught me how to drive, cook, and bring home a paycheck before I was 2.

Now, I'm 9 years old and look where I am... Sitting amongst my intellectual equals here on Fark.

I've come full circle.
2012-12-13 06:08:33 AM  
1 vote:
I'd milk it.
2012-12-13 05:52:01 AM  
1 vote:
moel: abhorrent1: How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?

It gets worse, we're now trapped in a sort of Fark, Daily Mail cycle.... they've clearly taken a look at their web stats recently and noticed that a large percentage comes from Fark, so now i'm reading stories on Fark and then about 12 hours to a day later, the same story appears almost verbatim on the Mails website.


What if it becomes one? What then?

Daily Fark, It's Not News It's Complete Horseshiat. Then a bunch of "stories" like Are Immigrants Drinking Our Water filled with words like Wheeled Rollingham instead of car.
2012-12-13 05:45:24 AM  
1 vote:
June Cleavage there may be on to something there.
2012-12-13 05:26:29 AM  
1 vote:
Professional AW teaches baby to read, accord to the Daily Mail.

Sounds legit
2012-12-12 11:58:15 PM  
1 vote:
Does a "smoking hot" Daily Fail/Sun link have to be greenlit every day now? It's been nearly a week of consecutive troll-bait disappointments....

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]

I stand corrected, and I didn't even have to click, but still Fark, you're on watch
2012-12-12 11:51:31 PM  
1 vote:
Oh look, she's on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Coincidence? Funny that they fail to mention that in TFA.

Here's another pic for to better view teh bewbs.

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2012-12-12 10:34:16 PM  
1 vote:
'I would show John words like "milk", give him my breast...'

That would make Pavlov drool.
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