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(The Sun)   What has two faces and 5 legs? This family (slightly graphic pic)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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23489 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Dec 2012 at 4:52 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-12 11:52:48 PM  
8 votes:
"I'll stop the world and melt with you...."
2012-12-13 07:33:02 AM  
7 votes:
You should see the guy's dog....
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2012-12-12 10:00:04 PM  
7 votes:
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2012-12-13 07:03:59 AM  
5 votes:
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2012-12-12 08:13:53 PM  
4 votes:
I guess if Fark ever needs a SKIN tag we know who to call.
2012-12-12 08:23:38 PM  
3 votes:
Salima was born with only one leg and is not ashamed to show it


/look at those sharp stumps
//would not hit it
2012-12-13 09:36:25 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-13 08:30:51 AM  
2 votes:
That guy is getting more action than me? I quit.
2012-12-13 07:52:52 AM  
2 votes:

theewhiterhino: Wow. I'm not real compassionate as a rule, but these people being able to find each other, and happiness is humbling. I hope this child remains free of the disease her dad has and I wish them well. Still seems like a sad existence. But what do I know. I'm sitting here watching Kanye in a farking leather skirt raising money for Sandy victims with cheap bourbon and chili on my table, and I thought I had perspective. Then I saw this.

As a result of this article, someone will arrange free surgery for him.

He'll turn out to be a pretty good looking guy without the skin flaps, and will decide he can now do better than his current wife.

She'll subsequently go to jail for attacking him and the kid will end up in an orphanage, ultimately to be adopted by angelina jolie. Tragedy all around.

And kanye will continue to make millions.
2012-12-12 09:56:08 PM  
2 votes:
*clicks on link* 

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2012-12-12 08:20:08 PM  
2 votes:
Def Leppard?

No wait, that's "what has 9 arms and sucks?".
2012-12-13 09:29:00 AM  
1 vote:
What a world, in which even a man with a dozen scrotums for a face can find true love and happiness.
2012-12-13 09:00:02 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-13 08:37:47 AM  
1 vote:
came for this, leaving disappointed

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/hot as a slayer's ass
2012-12-13 08:09:23 AM  
1 vote:
That guy has a face, just a lot more than most people.
2012-12-13 07:55:40 AM  
1 vote:

NobleHam: Does "leg" mean something different in the UK? She appears to have two legs but only one foot.

It's the Sun. If she had no arse they'd say she was missing an elbow.
2012-12-13 07:19:37 AM  
1 vote:

DubyaHater: The wife seems to have pretty decent teeth, which is surprising. Better than a large number of Americans anyway whom have access to pretty advanced dental care, like a toothbrush and floss.

Or any of the British!

Am I right?!?!
2012-12-13 05:27:18 AM  
1 vote:
Headline: "Man With No Face..."

...followed by a photo of his face.

Well done lads.
2012-12-12 11:56:07 PM  
1 vote:

Richard Saunders: Um, like, what was she drinking that night?

I hear woodworm will blind you. Absinthe?
2012-12-12 09:50:53 PM  
1 vote:
For a second I thought this was one of those "You must answer the oracle correctly to pass" thingees and the first thing that came to mind was "a pair of dice."
African or European?
2012-12-12 08:20:02 PM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile, rich people complain they may have to pay more taxes.
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