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(Sun Sentinel)   Anti-burglary alarm technician charged with burglary, having ten thousand spoons   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, burglary, technician charged, alarm technician, spoons, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, technicians  
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2012-12-12 12:50:36 PM  
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Anti-burglary alarm technician. So, does he install alarms to prevent burglary or does he disable burglary alarms?
2012-12-12 12:58:47 PM  
1 vote:

reillan: ... let's say you needed a knife for something, but all you could find was ten thousand spoons, so you couldn't do it... only to find out the next day that a spoon would have done. "You were only trying to open a tin of paint, you could have used a spoon for that!" "Oh bloody hell, I had ten thousand of the buggers yesterday.", now THAT's ironic!

Still not irony.
2012-12-12 12:44:46 PM  
1 vote:
And all he really needs is a knife.
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