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(Newsnet5)   Oates bites Hall in the face. Watch out boy, he'll chew you up   ( newsnet5.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Scott Hall, Huron County, Ronald Mantz, Arlington Road, Norwalk, snacks  
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2012-12-12 10:52:17 AM  
Every once in a while, it's just too easy, ain't it, subby
2012-12-12 11:02:20 AM  
I can't go for that.
2012-12-12 11:09:31 AM  
Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-12-12 11:16:31 AM  
Say it isn't so.
2012-12-12 11:19:02 AM  
They'll see his every move when he's serving time for assault
2012-12-12 11:19:26 AM  
On a night when bad dreams become a screamer, when they're messin' with the dreamer, I can bite you in the face
2012-12-12 11:21:37 AM  
Just saw this story and came to submit this exact joke. Damn you subby.
2012-12-12 11:59:20 AM  
2012-12-12 12:37:30 PM  
The crazed suspect also received cuts in the incident and was taken to a local hospital where a doctor sewed wild Oates.
2012-12-12 12:42:17 PM  
Hall and Oates jokes make Sarah smile.
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2012-12-12 01:11:47 PM  
He would have gotten away with it, but there was a private eye watching him.
2012-12-12 01:12:46 PM  
Am I the first with a Maneater reference?
2012-12-12 01:12:54 PM  
I farkin' love me some Hall & Oates.
2012-12-12 01:13:34 PM  
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Wow. Nice mugshot.

Bloody mouth and a Terminator Eye. WTF?
2012-12-12 01:13:56 PM  
+1 subby
2012-12-12 01:14:00 PM  
I'm still LOL'ing.

+1, submittertardinator.
2012-12-12 01:14:06 PM  
It's a laugh.

/too late for HOTY contender?
2012-12-12 01:14:40 PM  
But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"
2012-12-12 01:14:52 PM  
The victim was heard to be yelling "leave me alone, I'm a family man!"
2012-12-12 01:15:08 PM  
Oates' kiss is no longer on Hall's list...
2012-12-12 01:15:23 PM  

WhoIsWillo: I can't go for that.

No can do.
2012-12-12 01:15:39 PM  
Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: Push me too far, lady, and I just might...
2012-12-12 01:15:47 PM  
Subby's insta-green Christmas wish came early.

Well done, sir. Well done.
2012-12-12 01:15:59 PM  

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

2012-12-12 01:16:04 PM  
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2012-12-12 01:16:23 PM  
Because your skin your skin is on my lips. Because your skin your skin I can't resist. Because your skin is on my lips when I take a big bite!
2012-12-12 01:16:34 PM  
Scott Hall

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"Hey yo."
2012-12-12 01:16:59 PM  
There is an omnipotent deity, and it has a sense humor!
2012-12-12 01:17:07 PM  
That's just farked up.
2012-12-12 01:17:09 PM  
Bah, damn my bandwidth stealing soul.
2012-12-12 01:17:39 PM  
That's Robert Oates, 48, charged with assault for allegedly attacking and then biting off a chunk of skin from above the eye of his neighbor, 40-year-old Scott Hall.

Maybe they should settle it, down there

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2012-12-12 01:17:45 PM  
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2012-12-12 01:17:51 PM  
Scott Hall?

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2012-12-12 01:18:07 PM  
^^^^ Nice hot link

no razor ramon photos yet?
2012-12-12 01:18:21 PM  
Wow...didn't even clean the victims blood off of him for his mugshot...yikes.
2012-12-12 01:18:28 PM  

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

You mean besides the headline, right??right???
2012-12-12 01:18:50 PM  

Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"

Now, I'm a H&O fan, and to this day I've never understood that line. It's like he's saying, "hey I'm a p*ssy, I'll yell at you really loud, and maybe get into a nerdy slap fight with you if you go much further."
2012-12-12 01:18:56 PM  
This thread is so full of ear bugs

/shakes fist and cringes
2012-12-12 01:19:14 PM  
That guy is really out of touch.
2012-12-12 01:19:24 PM  
Headline of the year, right there!
2012-12-12 01:19:31 PM  
you know what, subby? i like you
2012-12-12 01:20:19 PM  
"No, Scott! Don't you die on me!"

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2012-12-12 01:20:49 PM  
Great headline subby...
2012-12-12 01:20:54 PM  

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

Yes! You ARE the first! Collect your prize!

/From subby's cold dead hands
2012-12-12 01:21:53 PM  
I shall be voting for this headline 12 months hence.
2012-12-12 01:22:12 PM  
"Holland is his first name, Oates is his last name."

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2012-12-12 01:22:15 PM  
Make sure you sing that with a lisp, subby, for maximum effect.
2012-12-12 01:22:41 PM  
After the attack, the other guy said I'm in pieces
2012-12-12 01:22:51 PM  

Banned on the Run: I shall be voting for this headline 12 months hence.

Very fitting given that login. Nice
2012-12-12 01:25:38 PM  
One more...that is no method of modern love
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