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(SFGate)   Squid are committing mass suicide in northern California and no on knows why   ( sfgate.com) divider line
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3452 clicks; posted to Geek » on 12 Dec 2012 at 1:14 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-12 10:39:09 AM  
3 votes:
Squids commit suicide all the time in Japan. They impale themselves on sticks, and then jump into the nearest fire. I think they call it seppuku.

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The Japanese are of course shocked speechless by such bizarre behavior, and try to cover it up by eating the evidence.
2012-12-12 03:33:28 PM  
2 votes:
Here's my insane theory;

They've declared war on us.
They're trying to storm the beaches.
It's not working out for them.
2012-12-12 02:03:05 PM  
2 votes:
They're inka-dinka-doomed
2012-12-12 02:05:53 PM  
1 vote:
They are just sick and tired of all the bullshiat coming from San Francisco?
2012-12-12 01:17:59 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-12 10:23:40 AM  
1 vote:
Cthulhu is rising and they have the sense to get out of his way.
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