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6660 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2012 at 11:02 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-12 12:08:09 PM  
2 votes:
Numb numb numb numb numb numb!
2012-12-12 11:23:33 AM  
2 votes:
...for when regular implants just aren't perky enough.
2012-12-12 01:06:34 PM  
1 vote:
Remember to inhale while motorboating.

Exactly, & my first thought was the drug dog that pointed her out. Beagle motorboat.....
2012-12-12 12:06:10 PM  
1 vote:
so what a key of coke cost these days (before some cop tells me one Billion dollars)?
2012-12-12 11:58:41 AM  
1 vote:
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women with coke in their boobs.
2012-12-12 11:25:30 AM  
1 vote:
Sugar tits!
2012-12-12 11:23:46 AM  
1 vote:
Tonight on extreme motor boating
2012-12-12 11:18:48 AM  
1 vote:
Usually I just snort the coke OFF the hooker's tits, not OUT OF.

Sounds like a time-saver, and it prevents spills!
2012-12-12 11:14:49 AM  
1 vote:
Remember to inhale while motorboating.
2012-12-12 11:08:17 AM  
1 vote:
Hookers and blow, indeed
2012-12-12 11:07:50 AM  
1 vote:
It's like a value pack. The hooker comes with cocaine tits. What a deal!
2012-12-12 11:07:05 AM  
1 vote:
A whole new meaning to funbags
2012-12-12 10:51:44 AM  
1 vote:
What is "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things", Alex?
2012-12-12 10:35:33 AM  
1 vote:
Cocaine breast implants

What was an unrealized Pablo Escobar dream, Alex?

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