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(Slate)   The best fake Twitter accounts of 2012, from Romney's Binders to Angelina Jolie's leg   ( slate.com) divider line
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2012-12-12 12:23:01 PM  
2012-12-12 12:27:40 PM  
So. ten minutes this thread's been up and I still have the only comment. I must be the mayor of thread-town!
2012-12-12 12:28:21 PM  
Hey Nightsweat, nice post!
2012-12-12 12:28:59 PM  
I know, thank you. You're so kind. And handsome, too, I might add.
2012-12-12 12:29:57 PM  
Does mattromney count? Because that shiat was hilarious.
2012-12-12 12:30:03 PM  
Oh stop, you're making me blush. You know, I might let you have your way with yourself later. Meet me in fifteen minutes in the Red line station bathroom. Bring lube.
2012-12-12 12:31:20 PM  
This guy has been hilarious!

2012-12-12 12:31:36 PM  

Nightsweat: Modern Seinfeld
Angry Santa Elf

I didn't know about the Modern Seinfeld one until I saw it on reddit yesterday, but that is some truly funny stuff.
2012-12-12 12:35:07 PM  
I love Sarcastic Rover, that one is amusing....
I had Joe Biden (veepbiden) and honestly paid no attention that it wasn't the real Joe Biden... sometimes he said something that seemed alittle off, but not out of the ordinary.. :)
I now have the real Joe Biden too....

/Donald Trump is my absolute favorite tho... the things he says, I swear it has to be a fake account, but its really not.. but I refuse to "actually" follow him... I don't want to contribute to his ego
2012-12-12 12:35:41 PM  
Whats that Twitter thingy you all speak about,

/ Oh yes im not on flapbook also do that mean Im not cool ?
2012-12-12 12:37:39 PM  
Wait a minute. You mean all Twitter accounts aren't fake?
2012-12-12 12:38:48 PM  
I created this one in a moment of boredom.
1 follower, yay!!!

2012-12-12 12:39:51 PM  
The best dumbest fake Twitter accounts of 2012, from Romney's Binders to Angelina Jolie's leg
2012-12-12 12:41:41 PM  
So what was amusing about any of those? Jesus those were dumb.
2012-12-12 12:55:58 PM  
HulkMayor has been quite entertaining for anyone living in -- or familiar with -- Toronto and its mayor Rob Ford's antics.

2012-12-12 01:04:06 PM  
@realDonaldTrump has been a great satire follow.
2012-12-12 01:08:55 PM  
Miguel Bloomblito is pretty good.
2012-12-12 01:19:55 PM  
Didn't Mystery Monkey have an account?
2012-12-12 01:28:11 PM  
The Modern Sienfeld one really is hilarious.
2012-12-12 01:31:10 PM  
Undead Paterno is good.
2012-12-12 01:34:37 PM  
Really? No Fake Emanuel?


Best Fake Twitter Ever.
2012-12-12 01:42:44 PM  
Other than KimJongNumberUn, none of those were remotely funny. And his was mostly funny because of the account name, not the actual tweet.
2012-12-12 01:55:52 PM  
Binders? Legs??

Any letter openers?
2012-12-12 02:10:23 PM  
@CrankyVince if you're a pro wrestling fan.
2012-12-12 02:22:01 PM  

abhorrent1: The best dumbest fake Twitter accounts of 2012, from Romney's Binders to Angelina Jolie's leg

Oh snap! You really laid it out there, didn't you? That's a harsh burn, Tiger!
2012-12-12 02:26:05 PM  
I'm waiting for @AnneHathawaysCoochie to come online.
2012-12-12 02:31:17 PM  
No Kim Kierkegaardashian?
2012-12-12 02:31:21 PM  
We exist.
2012-12-12 02:35:21 PM  

Grungehamster: No Kim Kierkegaardashian?

yes, yes, YES!

(I also liked the empty seat at the olympics...)
2012-12-12 02:44:38 PM  

dramatools: I'm waiting for @AnneHathawaysCoochie to come online.

As are we all. As are we all.
2012-12-12 02:51:43 PM  
I'm a fan of Pimp Bill Clinton, myself.
2012-12-12 03:10:14 PM  
I followed @NotTildaSwinton, but it looks like someone in the comments section at Slate has that covered. Was very surreal fun
2012-12-12 03:31:10 PM  
Fake John Madden is pretty good. Someone created one about the NHL podium, which is almost as bad as the orange cone.
2012-12-12 03:53:31 PM  

/uptight Canadians need not click
2012-12-12 04:10:50 PM  

dramatools: I'm waiting for @AnneHathawaysCoochie to come online.

I am very disappointed that Fark hasn't linked to a story about those new premiere pics.

I even submitted one this morning, but it got redlit.
2012-12-12 04:32:36 PM  
I like the @HonestToddler feed...it's a riot if you have small children.

I also follow a series of accounts that are roleplaying Sherlock Holmes (@SherlockSH), Dr. Watson (@WatsonJW), and a bunch of other characters. Whoever's writing Holmes is hilarious.
2012-12-12 05:10:06 PM  
I'd like to be Angelina's leg. First thing to do would be go meet her other leg.
2012-12-12 06:46:26 PM  
No @DadBoner, no sale.

Best fake twitter account... well, best twitter account period.
2012-12-12 09:07:13 PM  
If youre not on MyFace, I dont know why youre alive.
2012-12-12 10:19:55 PM  
PaulRyanGossling is still my favorite, hands down.
2012-12-13 08:31:36 AM  
I get a good laugh out of @God_Damn_Batman daily
and since we're here ill pimp my own @FarkinPatLucas
Except it is the uncensored way of spelling Fark

I'm still surprised that twitter hasn't censored it but 2,500 tweets later and they haven't done jack.
2012-12-13 08:32:49 AM  
There is also a lot more porn on twitter that I would have ever expected, just floating around. if you follow the right people, twitter can be very NSFW.
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