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(NW Florida Daily News)   If you must shoplift your Christmas presents this year, steal something better than a Richard Marx CD and a 24-ounce can of Miller Lite   ( divider line
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1380 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2012 at 12:00 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-12 01:17:58 PM  
1 vote:
Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.
2012-12-12 10:19:31 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, you need a few more 24 oz cans to make it through that music.
2012-12-12 04:51:34 AM  
1 vote:
Richard Marx is hilarious on Twitter.

Richard Marx @richardmarx
Tonight, I plan on soft-rocking the living shiat out of New York City. #cannotwait

Richard Marx @richardmarx
From inception to completion, Jonas Salk cured polio faster than most people go through airport security. #whatissofarkinghard

Richard Marx @richardmarx
So Reba McIntire is now just REBA. If I ever get popular again I'm going to be known as just DICK.

Richard Marx @richardmarx
Just sang"O Holy Night" on Daily Buzz this early in the am and on the high note I think I may have ruptured my spleen.
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