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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)   Balloon Boy fronts heavy metal band. "Can't stop playin' World of Warcraft. That's what I'm sayin'." Bonus: Article is from the future   ( browardpalmbeach.com) divider line
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2012-12-12 02:56:59 AM  
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What a frontsman for a heavy metal band may look like.

/Good Christ, I am soooooo baked.
//College after finals = Best. Place. Ever!
2012-12-12 02:18:08 AM  
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wild9: [i.imgur.com image 250x230]

Maybe I'm just stoned, but I totally forgot what this thread was about when I saw that. I forgot about everything. My very essence left me at that sight. I have stared into the abyss, and it has stared back with the face of some farked up pig-dog thing. And I feel hollow now.
2012-12-12 02:11:33 AM  
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Looked them up on youtube. Their music is horrible, videos are amateurish. Try out "Latte Vampiress" if you dare. A giant steaming pile of shiat.
2012-12-12 02:07:53 AM  
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Balloon boy? Oh my god, is he still up in that thing? That is a long time to be flying around in a balloon. He's probably, like, Balloon Corpse by now, or even Ragged Balloon Skeleton. They really should have tried to land that thing before now, before it finally, today, turned tragically into a metal band.
2012-12-12 01:33:33 AM  
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Why am I not surprised that the article very quickly turned to be all about dear ol' dad? I'd bet almost anything this entire band and everything about it are completely his concoction.

/why no, I did not read past page one
2012-12-12 01:21:09 AM  
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The cover of their first album.

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2012-12-12 01:17:55 AM  
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Wow, they live in Spring Hill, Florida. They won't stand out from any of the nuts there.

/used to live in Spring Hill
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