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(Spinner)   Morrissey says it's the fault of the DJs that nurse Jacintha Saldanha killed herself. Just kidding; he blames Kate Middleton and says it's all her fault   ( spinner.com) divider line
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2012-12-12 12:18:13 AM  
7 votes:
Hyperemesis gravidarum is not normal morning sickness, you douchenozzle.  Maybe you should get your head out of your ass and get informed before you speak.
Pregnant women who have the rare condition are unable to maintain an adequate intake of food and fluids.  That's not just harmful for the woman, but for her developing fetus too, for obvious reasons. 
Normal treatments for morning sickness don't work for women with hyperemesis gravidarum.  They generally need IVs to rehydrate, plus medications to stop the vomiting.
2012-12-12 03:15:22 AM  
4 votes:
He's almost correct. Really, it's the fault of the media for being so obsessed with the trivial matters of the Royal Family that they're willing to devote a significant amount of their available coverage to the issue. They endlessly skewered the hospital for being incompetent when this 'prank' happened, but now that the woman killed herself it's the DJ's fault for making her feel bad? If the media hadn't reported on the issue, she would have been mildly embarrassed when she found out that she had been tricked. But when the worldwide press feels that the mistake you made at your desk job regarding pregnancy of some powerless aristocrat is more important than war, famine, or disease, how can you not feel absolutely overwhelmed by the gravity of the situation?

It's sickening.
2012-12-12 04:04:30 AM  
3 votes:
Man this story has been going nuts here in Australia. So much stupidity. I don't blame the presenters at all - they cannot be held responsible for someone completely overreacting to a stupid stunt that would've blown over anyway.
2012-12-12 09:20:23 AM  
2 votes:
Morrissey = wanker.
2012-12-12 08:47:06 AM  
2 votes:
Morrissey. An artist you think think is deep, intellectual, and talented.

Then you turn 12.
2012-12-12 03:18:12 AM  
2 votes:
The first thing you have to understand about Morrissey is that he's not a real person, but a character in a David Lynch film about a washed up pop star slowly losing his grip on reality.
2012-12-12 03:13:19 AM  
2 votes:
Legit question since I've been under a rock for the last few days: Why are the DJs in trouble after a woman killed herself?
2012-12-12 03:12:36 AM  
2 votes:
I think that he's partially right about the pressure, intentional or otherwise. He seems to try hard to portray it as malice in a way, or a cruel indifference, but I don't feel that is an angle to be had. Plus, people don't just take their own lives unless there are serious underlying issues.
2012-12-12 09:57:30 AM  
1 vote:
I'm no fan of the royals, but how the hell is it Kate's fault? She didn't crank call the nurse, the DJs did. And he's making wild accusations about Buckingham Palace putting pressure on her not to talk to the media...WHY WOULD SHE? The hospital probably put more pressure on the nurse than anything else.

Its disgusting he's using this poor woman's death as an excuse for his anti-royal grandstanding. 

And how the hell can he accuse Kate of having anorexia or not really having morning sickness? Its called hyperemesis gravidarum, you stupid, overrated, willfully ignorant sack of shiat. There's something called Google, try using it.
2012-12-12 09:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
Meat is murder.

Tasty, delicious, flame-broiled murder.
2012-12-12 08:32:58 AM  
1 vote:
While he is a twat, he has succeeded in getting us to talk about him once again.
2012-12-12 06:44:25 AM  
1 vote:
Morrissey is a cock
2012-12-12 06:15:36 AM  
1 vote:
Well this is indeed a quandary for Morrissey. Is he saying that next time she should eat the meat?

/he is a nutter
2012-12-12 04:10:00 AM  
1 vote:
If it's anybody's fault--which it really isn't--it's the fault of the douchebag PUBLIC who were all over the poor nurse who fell for the trick and were castigating her on various Twitter feeds, blogs, and news commentaries, saying what an awful person she seemed to be for falling for a hoax. When evidently all she did was say "Oh no, the Duchess is fine and you can come visit her later," which is hardly the gross violation of privacy everyone seems to be making it out to be. And if everyone had ignored it, that poor girl would likely be alive today.

Or perhaps not, because anyone in such a fragile state that she would kill herself over something so trivial was probably seriously depressed anyway, which is twice as sad.
2012-12-12 04:08:12 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-12 03:49:37 AM  
1 vote:
Ah, Morrisey mouthing off again... that means only one thing. BACON THREAD!

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2012-12-12 02:54:21 AM  
1 vote:
What difference does it make?
2012-12-12 02:51:14 AM  
1 vote:

ModernLuddite: Alert me when Morrisey says something reasonable. That'll be headline news.

Opposing Royal monarchs is as reasonable as it gets. They are a blight on humanity.
2012-12-12 01:37:53 AM  
1 vote:
At least that's what the interviewers think he said. Who can tell with all that constant sobbing and wailing?
2012-12-12 12:26:52 AM  
1 vote:
So he doesn't want to hang the blessed DJs?
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