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(Spinner)   Morrissey says it's the fault of the DJs that nurse Jacintha Saldanha killed herself. Just kidding; he blames Kate Middleton and says it's all her fault   ( spinner.com) divider line
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2012-12-12 03:18:12 AM  
4 votes:
The first thing you have to understand about Morrissey is that he's not a real person, but a character in a David Lynch film about a washed up pop star slowly losing his grip on reality.
2012-12-12 12:26:52 AM  
4 votes:
So he doesn't want to hang the blessed DJs?
2012-12-12 05:28:50 AM  
3 votes:
2012-12-12 02:54:21 AM  
3 votes:
What difference does it make?
2012-12-12 01:37:53 AM  
3 votes:
At least that's what the interviewers think he said. Who can tell with all that constant sobbing and wailing?
2012-12-12 09:31:04 AM  
2 votes:
Meat is murder.

Tasty, delicious, flame-broiled murder.
2012-12-12 09:22:32 AM  
2 votes:
Now I see why the Egyptians hate this guy.
2012-12-12 08:12:13 AM  
2 votes:

moel: Morrissey actually makes me feel ashamed to British, the twatbag.

But Tony Blair, the Spice Girls, Benny Hill, BP, the legacy of colonization and slavery in the name of empire-building, and having generations upon generations of inbred white trash living off the public teat at Buckingham Palace and beyond are still points of pride, correct?
2012-12-12 05:15:15 AM  
2 votes:
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
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/this night has opened my eyes.
2012-12-12 04:08:12 AM  
2 votes:
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Royal Devil Foetus kill number: 1 
Royal Devil Baby Projected FInal Kill Number: 666
2012-12-12 02:36:27 AM  
2 votes:
I know, I know

/it's serious
2012-12-12 01:39:14 PM  
1 vote:
So a self-righteous, "ethical" vegetarian and outspoken animal rights activist turns out to be a complete and utter douchebag?

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you
2012-12-12 11:37:00 AM  
1 vote:
Morrissey should perhaps consider decaf.
2012-12-12 08:47:06 AM  
1 vote:
Morrissey. An artist you think think is deep, intellectual, and talented.

Then you turn 12.
2012-12-12 06:44:25 AM  
1 vote:
Morrissey is a cock
2012-12-12 06:15:36 AM  
1 vote:
Well this is indeed a quandary for Morrissey. Is he saying that next time she should eat the meat?

/he is a nutter
2012-12-12 04:05:22 AM  
1 vote:

Badgers: Ah, Morrisey mouthing off again... that means only one thing. BACON THREAD!

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You bastard! *drool*
2012-12-12 03:49:37 AM  
1 vote:
Ah, Morrisey mouthing off again... that means only one thing. BACON THREAD!

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2012-12-12 03:31:25 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-12 03:04:22 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: So he doesn't want to hang the blessed DJs?

If I hadn't seen this I might start to Panic.
2012-12-12 02:51:14 AM  
1 vote:

ModernLuddite: Alert me when Morrisey says something reasonable. That'll be headline news.

Opposing Royal monarchs is as reasonable as it gets. They are a blight on humanity.
2012-12-12 02:41:59 AM  
1 vote:
Alert me when Morrisey says something reasonable. That'll be headline news.

//"Years of Refusal" is still an awesome album.
2012-12-12 12:44:53 AM  
1 vote:
Some girls are bigger than others.
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