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2012-12-12 12:04:47 AM  
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2012-12-12 12:42:38 AM  
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2012-12-12 12:09:24 AM  
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2012-12-12 06:32:27 AM  
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2012-12-12 03:40:56 AM  
2 votes:

wiwille: Everybody Il-Sung tonight!


2012-12-12 12:11:42 AM  
2 votes:
Everybody Il-Sung tonight!
2012-12-12 12:06:44 AM  
2 votes:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sexy missile!! Op - op - oppa Jong Un style!

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2012-12-12 09:37:38 AM  
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2012-12-12 03:43:08 AM  
1 vote:
And it looks just like a.....

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2012-12-12 03:08:37 AM  
1 vote:
Holy shiat.

Business in DPR Korea:

The DPR of Korea (North Korea) will become in the next years the most important hub for trading in North-East Asia.

Lowest labour cost in Asia.

Highly qualified, loyal and motivated personnel. Education, housing and health service is provided free to all citizens. As opposed to other Asian countries, worker's will not abandon their positions for higher salaries once they are trained.

Lowest taxes scheme in Asia. Especially for high-tech factories. Typical tax exemption for the first two years.

No middle agents. All business made directly with the government, state-owned companies.

Stable. A government with solid security and very stable political system, without corruption.

Full diplomatic relations with most EU members and rest of countries.

New market. Many areas of business and exclusive distribution of products (sole-distribution).

Transparant legal work. Legal procedures, intellectual rights, patents and warranties for investors settled.

You cant make this stuff up. I bet Kim wrote it himself. The section on the value of human rights would be hilarious if it wasn't obviously so fake.
2012-12-12 02:30:51 AM  
1 vote:

Palin2012: The DPRK website has moved ahead by 15 years since the last time I was there.


Hell they even have a gift shop. They really are living it up over there. Im so jealous.

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Maybe it was just random...or maybe it's that for ALL of us!
2012-12-12 12:54:53 AM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: What's Korean for "Sputnik"? >_>

2012-12-12 12:48:02 AM  
1 vote:

superdave386: Is there actual confirmation that the satellite successfully entered orbit?

Yeaaaaaah there is!

2012-12-12 12:44:33 AM  
1 vote:
Oh shiat. I saw Red Dawn, so I know what this leads to.
2012-12-12 12:37:53 AM  
1 vote:
Ah, the Japanese Prime Minister wants a UN resolution "strongly condemning" Pyongyang. I'm sure the 17th attempt will do the trick.

I'm not advocating a stronger response, but clearly resolutions are a waste of time.
2012-12-12 12:03:16 AM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: What's Korean for "Sputnik"? >_>

2012-12-11 11:59:10 PM  
1 vote:
Yet another slap in the face of the Eisenhower Administration as North Korea launches a satellite before the US.
2012-12-11 11:57:29 PM  
1 vote:
Rock soup with *extra* rocks tonight, comrades!
2012-12-11 11:55:34 PM  
1 vote:
Japan's likely next prime minister, Shinzo Abe, who is leading in opinion polls ahead of an election on December 16 and who made his name as a North Korea hawk, called on the United Nations to adopt a resolution "strongly criticizing" Pyongyang.

/Yes, a strongly worded letter from the UN should turn things right around. Thanks mate.
2012-12-11 11:53:48 PM  
1 vote:
The general in charge of the rocket cadre will get an extra scoop of rice!
2012-12-11 11:28:09 PM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: What's Korean for "Sputnik"? >_>

Kim Jong Un
2012-12-11 09:11:41 PM  
1 vote:
Heh... nice

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