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(BBC)   Dear Gentle Reader: I am the Nigerian Finance Minister and my mother has been kidnaped. I have a financial proposal for you to consider that may be of benefit to both of us   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2012-12-10 01:18:36 PM  
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The kidnappers have sent the police 5 of the vowels in her name as proof that they have her and will remove 5 more if they are not paid in 24 hours.
2012-12-10 01:09:18 PM  
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FTFA: "The crime is particularly prevalent in the oil-rich Delta State, although high-profile victims are uncommon.

You're doing it wrong...
2012-12-10 11:52:51 AM  
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Solid headline, regrettable circumstances.
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