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(Patch)   You're an ex-con trying to keep a low profile. Do you (A) steal a car, ram it into a police cruiser outside an IHOP, speed off, crash into a utility pole, and wave a gun around while fleeing on foot, or (B) literally anything other than (A)?   ( fortstewart.patch.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, patrol cars, utility pole, House of Pancakes, self-portraits, Morning News, guns  
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2012-12-10 05:55:44 PM  
1 vote:
I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.
2012-12-10 04:33:21 PM  
1 vote:
As dumb as this guy is you hope he will kill himself accidentally soon so we wont have to pay for him in prison
2012-12-10 04:19:16 PM  
1 vote:
ok subby i just failed a test because you broke the rules

c the awnser is always c
2012-12-10 04:15:59 PM  
1 vote:
That's such a better choice than C.
2012-12-10 03:29:54 PM  
1 vote:

Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.
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